Weird guy full of whimsy.
Kenya
Joined February 2012
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Kintaro. retweeted
Weka sacco 500k na Anyday you can walk in and walk out with 400k within minutes bila guarantor. Na bado hiyo tano unabaki nayo.
In a bank, I only need a payslip to get a loan.
In a SACCO, if you need 600k loan, you will be required to first give the sacco 200k and thereafter go through out the village collecting signatures like someone who is initiating a referendum.
And I have never understood; I am in need of 600k, unaniambia niweke 200k kwako kwanza ili unipatie 600k......si hapo ni kumaanisha umenipatia 400k?
but ikifika ni interest, you calculate it based on 600k and not 400k and you want me to say SACCOs are good?
Kintaro. retweeted
Once you've listened to enough of his catalogue, you almost develop an instinct for it. There's something about the progression and the way he builds anticipation in his production that lets you know exactly when it's coming, even before it happens. Stellar stuff! 🙌🏽
Nimeambiwa nitoke ata kama sikunywi nafanya nini kwa nyumba kaa kuku... Perfect time to debut my new Star Wars t-shirt+ Darth Vader hat combo.
Kintaro. retweeted
Easiest way to find a woman is to stop looking for one
Have already done 5 of these.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
