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Tobi

@_Tobolos_

I’m listening 📧 [email protected]

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Joined June 2009
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@_Tobolos_Jan 2
Ended last year and started this year in perfect fashion 💍 👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽 @Arsenal
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This is genuinely the worst Arsenal take of all time Easily so
Ekas #CHAMPIONS26🏆 (@Ekas_04) profile pictureEkas #CHAMPIONS26🏆@Ekas_04Oct 26
This has to be the worst football opinion I’ve ever heard. Dennis Bergkamp not a legend😂 3 league titles which includes 2 doubles and being an invincible, alongside the fact he’s arguably the most talented footballer to ever play for Arsenal. Sack Jordan now!
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The world is cooked and soft now. The fact that Henry has to come out and explain harmless jokes just shows the place the world is at now
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I don’t care who what when Making/posting a fail comp of your own player will always be the wrong thing to do
🫱😏🫲 (@GoonerballFC) profile picture🫱😏🫲@GoonerballFCOct 28
Always him
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Sorry but this conversation around Dowman and Arteta's interaction on the touchline has been blown way out of proportion. Anyone who's played sport at any level has been yelled at by a coach. Bunch of keyboard warriors. Touch grass folks, it's good for you.
Telegraph Football (@TeleFootball) profile pictureTelegraph Football
@TeleFootballOct 28
"Arteta was arguably guilty of the exact same crime that Dowman had been sanctioned for: an excessive emotional reaction in the heat of the moment." @SamJDean writes that Arsenal's manager should have done better as his 16-year-old winger was sent off against Fleetwood⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Me using Grismby jokes
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Do you weirdos ever have a day off? Gosh
Watch LFC (@Watch_LFC) profile pictureWatch LFC
@Watch_LFCOct 27
I’ll tell you what, any other top manager from any era of the Premier League, Klopp, Pep, Fergie, Mourinho… They would have all put an arm around Dowman in that situation. Mikel Arteta telling him off to try and give him a “lesson” is weird behaviour.
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Basically every single professional in the game talks about Arteta like this Then you have the contrast with the [insert pejorative] online
Hayters TV (@HaytersTV) profile pictureHayters TV
@HaytersTVOct 27
Mikel Arteta was all class after Arsenal's shock defeat at Fleetwood 👏
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Madueke is WHAT?!? oh my days
Connor Humm (@TikiTakaConnor) profile pictureConnor Humm
@TikiTakaConnorOct 27
Saka injured, Madueke injured (Arteta confirmed just now), Dowman suspended. Havertz RW at Anfield? 😭
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Arsenal’s u21s beat a team in a higher league than Fleetwood TODAY
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Don’t even get me started on that damn stutter pen
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Genuinely think this Havertz performance is an all time Arsenal stinker. Doubt I’ve watched a more irritating 90mins performance in the last 10 years Especially from an attacking player
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That’s a nonsense call Same way I said the Foden red card on Bruno was nonsense These calls whilst technically sound, aren’t commonsensical
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femi. (@femooafc) profile picture
femi.
@femooafcOct 27
Here’s the issue. What is the joke?
AA⚽️ (@AATalksBall) profile pictureAA⚽️
@AATalksBallOct 27
Everyone’s being a bit oversensitive. If Wirtz won the award the TL would be on fire loool. AJ is obvs aware the award shows inspiring class & grace. But it is a football award show at the end of the day, it’s just a joke.
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Sub Havertz now please
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Can we be serious ????
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Declan Rice is currently the highest-ranked player in the Premier League on Gradient FC, with an 87.8 Overall Grade. The Arsenal midfielder also ranks 1st among PL midfielders in Passing Grade (83.9) 🎯 #AFC
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I’m told that this skill is why Doku is the next Garrincha btw Noticing ✍️
Gradient Sports (@Gradient_Sports) profile pictureGradient Sports
@Gradient_SportsOct 27
No player in the Premier League this season has made more dribbles and carries into a dangerous position than Noni Madueke - 16 #AFC
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The lack of an appetite for excellence in the world (in all fields) is so disturbing How on earth are you a sports journalist and not know Owen won the ballon D’Or? And if you don’t know, how many seconds of research would that have taken? You’re conducting an interview fgs Really poor
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“It was an ill-thought out attempt at a joke and I got it wrong, folks.” So you’ll delete it then? - no you haven’t So you’ll actually apologize then? - no you won’t So you’ll act your age and display the ability to discern when and when not to make “jokes” about things - Nope
Kee Thomas (@KeeThomasMDT) profile pictureKee Thomas
@KeeThomasMDTOct 27
Well, this tweet didn't land as intended. In my stupor before bed, I thought the idea of winning a prestigious award for a Nando's sauce on Ballon d'Or night was funny. It wasn't meant as a dig at Saka helping sick kids (which is obviously brilliant) and certainly had nothing to do with race. It was an ill-thought out attempt at a joke and I got it wrong, folks.
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