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This is IMO the coolest and most important research happening in the world right now
They’ve almost certainly found Noah’s Ark
Good morning from Noah’s Ark in Eastern Turkey! A few updates:
Radar Scans have found 3 layers beneath the surface of the formation, within those layers, there are chambers, corridors, organized patterns and tunnels consisting of perfect right angles. (Genesis says that God told Noah to build the Ark with 3 floors).
Scientists confirm the formation is 💯 NOT geological. They say, and I quote, that it is a “man-made object” (one agnostic scientist said he thinks it could even be a space ship? lol)
No bedrock has been detected by even the most advanced scans (the same kind the U.S. Military uses to detect 50 meters from the surface. Biggest arguments by skeptics (who have never even been to the site) all claim the formation is bedrock, which we can confirm without a doubt that it is not.
The Top (and most exposed) tier is decaying and the hardened mudflow encasing the rims of the boat are basically the only thing holding it together. It’s very fragile (as to be expected with 4,300 year old wood). It was also custom for Silk Road travelers to detour to the Durupinar Formation so that they could take pieces of the exposed wood and pitch to make good luck charms, so some of the top tier is missing entirely.
But beneath the surface the bottom two layers appear to still be in tact, and we believe we have hit a floor of petrified wood (to be confirmed).
More to come!
Please consider supporting Noah’s Ark Scans and their work as they try to raise funds for core drilling and further additional lab testing and soil analysis. Even $25 covers a scientist’s meals for the day. Be a part of history! (Link in first comment below) 👇
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Arch Manning gets ear-holed. He doesn't need to take hits like this, particularly against UTSA.
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LSU TE Trey'Dez Green had to be helped off the field after an apparent leg injury
Hope he's OK 🙏
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Southern running back Trey Holly WENT OFF TONIGHT 🐆🔥
- 22 CARRIES
- 200 RUSHING YARDS
- 9.1 YARDS PER CARRY
- 2 TOUCHDOWNS
@DrippyTrey2 @GeauxJags
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Having money is nice, but having money left after handling your responsibilities? Different level of peace.
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Satisfying removal of brain blood clot (IPH). Today there are much less invasive approaches. This patient did well wait till end. 2/2
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spent 2 months with morant and he’s already addressing his flaws #wow
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Lincoln Kienholz is going to be Joe Burrow 2.0 for Ohio State fans, isn’t he? 👀😂
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Northwestern trounces Colorado 41-7. Biggest win for Northwestern against a power conference opponent since 2020.
Sources: Northwestern and coach David Braun have agreed to a new contract, extending him through the 2031 season. Braun had been on his initial deal, which came after he earned the job as the interim in 2023. His prior deal had been through 2028, so this adds three years and delivers a significant salary increase.
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Jadan Baugh just powered Florida to its first win at Auburn in 25 years
26 CAR, 162 RUYDS, 3 TD, 1 REC, 6 REC YDS
Through 3 games: 458 RUYDS, 8 TD