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aaron

@_aaroncarney

tortured cowboys and sixers fan

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Joined June 2011
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my NFL survivor pool is back for 2026! info below 👇
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😂😂😂 (Photo: @_CeeDeeThree)
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18 and 19 on the field together is just as much a run guarantee as the eagles going under center
Bobby Belt (@BobbyBeltTX) profile pictureBobby Belt
@BobbyBeltTXOct 27
After being called out by Brian Schottenheimer for his run blocking, George Pickens played 12 total snaps fewer than Ryan Flournoy, the vast majority of which came in run situations. Pickens played 13 run snaps compared to 28 for Flournoy and 27 for Lamb.
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Steven Ruiz (@theStevenRuiz) profile pictureSteven Ruiz@theStevenRuizOct 23
good hoops
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Adam Aaronson (@SixersAdam) profile pictureAdam Aaronson@SixersAdamOct 22
Shirts tonight!
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don't worry everyone, if you need a break from disastrous underperformance and medical malpractice, the Philadelphia 76ers season is about to start
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Entering today, the New York Giants were 0-230 since 1970 when trailing by 14+ points in the final 8 minutes of regulation. They're now 0-230-1.
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@SleeperHQOct 10
This is the real MHJ trade 😭
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@SleeperHQOct 3
I sent this trade offer and it got DECLINED 😭
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First variant covers for the STAR WARS x MARVEL crossover comic series. (🎨: Kaare Andrews & Rafael Albuquerque)
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I was hoping he’d do it in front of me!!
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Shoutout to Dak Prescott
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this is exactly how i felt about VJ too
Derek Bodner (@DerekBodnerNBA) profile pictureDerek Bodner
@DerekBodnerNBAOct 6
Jaylen Brown: "I love VJ. He's one of my favorite people in the world, and we just met."
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did i die? am i dead?
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MAXEY. VJ. JB. BRON. EMBIID. THESE FIVE IN PHILLY TOGETHER 🤯
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“You guys know who I am, right?” LeBron having fun at Sixers Media Day 😂
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WBR@W_B_RickSep 27
Dak Prescott just punches the time card every Sunday at 3:00 PM, puts up 300 yards, then watches as his defense pulls out a loaded handgun and shoots him in the face.
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By popular demand, I present to you.. my magnum opus.
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just a kid from the 856!
Nick Harris (@NickHarrisFWST) profile pictureNick Harris
@NickHarrisFWSTSep 24
Shavon Revel Jr. (28) and Markquese Bell (14) will get starts this week as injury replacements. HC Brian Schottenheimer commended their preparation this week in advance of Sunday's game in Rio: "They're both pros. Markquese has been around a long time. He's attacking this the exact right way that you would expect. It's good because the plan for us is easier because we can put those guys in spots. We're featuring what they do really, really well. I thought both guys having played and getting that experience last week was good, but it'll definitely be different and we're not going to play perfect. We're not going to coach perfect, but at the end of the day, we feel really good about the plan and both of those guys' preparation."
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analytics guys trading in their clunky old justin herbert takes for shiny new brock purdy takes
Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) profile pictureNate Silver
@NateSilver538Sep 24
Don't really understand why Brock Purdy doesn't get more love. Our QB model rating him so highly feels like a hot take, but he's just incredibly efficient on a game-by-game basis.
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@FantasyKashSep 23
Extremely stupid sport that I am for some reason obsessed with
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tyler smith get well soon
Ryan Paganetti (@RyanPaganetti) profile pictureRyan Paganetti
@RyanPaganettiSep 22
ESPN offensive line run block win rates through Week 2: Ravens: 79% Bengals: 79% Bills: 78% Rams: 78% Vikings: 78% Broncos: 77% Chiefs: 76% Colts: 76% Buccaneers: 76% Seahawks: 76% Panthers: 75% Jets: 75% Saints: 74% Giants: 74% Chargers: 73% Jaguars: 73% Packers: 73% Dolphins: 73% Raiders: 72% Eagles: 72% Browns: 72% Patriots: 72% Falcons: 71% Cardinals: 71% Lions: 71% 49ers: 71% Titans: 70% Commanders: 70% Bears: 70% Texans: 69% Steelers: 68% Cowboys: 66%
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