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alanah

@_allamaa

dumb bitch with an internet connection • she/her

 vancouver
Joined April 2009
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long distance friendship means our conversation about where we’d be in the human centipede line up spans 3 days
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I hate smoking weed with paranoid bitches what do you mean the Volturi are coming
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ugh no one talks about how hard it is to be a fucking loser
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Image from ✧ (@northstardoll)
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Send foot pics @godshapedhole_
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My biggest regret in life is not watching jersey shore while it aired.. The culture, the vibes, the DRAMA this show had is incredible
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(Yes I have ONLY been binging jersey shore and family vacation for the last month and I am almost at full guido status)
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Replying to @_allamaa
BRO MY LIFE SUCKS WIRHOUT YOU
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Damn packin up all ur shit really sux , moving on rlly sux, and life without @godshapedhole_ rlly rlly sux!!
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Image from DeviantPigg (@DefectivePigg)
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Truly nothing worse than seeing a candid photo of yourself …… 😵‍💫
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girls be like im fighting my demons and the demons is them trying to talk about how they feel without crying
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“Wow i love utilizing brussel sprouts in new ways !” welcome to ur mid twenties @godshapedhole_ 🫶
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Babe wake up, Microsoft teams FINALLY added the full range of emoji reacts !!!!!!
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happy ten years to an icon
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Image from The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana)
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I want a chiropractor to absolutely wreck my shit like make my bones sound like popcorn in the microwave baby let’s go
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Huge moment for crime, problems
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