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cde vas Talimancer

@_cde

☪ Will snark for hire. Also loves dem hips.

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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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Well :(
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I understood that reference
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Where is my 9 foot tall wifwolf :(
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cts🌸
@gf_256Oct 23
call her PHP the way she hella insecure (but still run 70% of my life)
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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@DabsMaloneOct 22
a lot of old software was protected by “exploiting this would be an unreasonable amount of work” we have invented a machine that does unreasonable amounts of work anyway how’s the patch backlog
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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@OCdwkim1124Oct 21
I changed the upload method for Twitter's algorithm! I plan to split this episode into parts, like UNF. I’ll show you the next epi soon!
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@joelgrusOct 21
she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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Monday Time to go back to work
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This the realest thing I've ever seen
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Salvador San Vicente@SSVphotographerOct 18
🤖 Made with AI
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Товарищ Мoрфo@Morf0Oct 16
La Pantera Rosa tiene más huevos que Metallica 💯
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Some of y’all want a Tesla Roadster. I want a Toyota HiLux with a .50 Cal mounted in the bed. We are not the same.
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giada💫@verdeblugiadaOct 16
Vive la France 🇫🇷
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gravity cat
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horse dentist
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any big plans for the weekend?
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Num Num Num Kiss kiss kiss
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Court Maxworth (@Courtne12961911) profile pictureCourt Maxworth@Courtne12961911Oct 16
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They're kissable, too.
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Chum Tuah!🟢🇱🇧@Torgan616Oct 16
Stars and Stripes behind Quaritch when he's very upfront about his colonialism, but a Star of David when he wants to larp as indigenous. Bravo, Mr. Cameron.
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