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Here to laugh and lie

Joined April 2010
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me looking at the room I cleaned.
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If you look like this, call me
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cici ✨ retweeted
bought a new perfume and i’m reading for pleasure again we’re so back
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i’m just like a ngga, i’m going through something rn! It’s not you it’s me.
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Oh yeah I need to hear this shit while I’m outside lmaoooooo
Emi Blue "LOBA" | On The Radar Performance youtube.com/watch?v=FWOlpMNO…
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it’s always “you got niggas” instead of “i’m ya nigga” like put ya fcking foot down yo
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cici ✨ retweeted
Anything with a label is tea to yall. These are unbearably terrible 🤣
these new tall chanel rain boots 🔥😩😍 is sooo TEA!!! need a pair 🔥
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cici ✨ retweeted
November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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Flowers for no reason is always a 10/10.
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You’ll be at your worst financially and the German government will charge you for air
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Finding out outlook was down from social media is how I know I be at work bullshittin
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If everybody hates dating so much, stop dating
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cici ✨ retweeted
I need to lay eyes on that gate at the airport before I do anything else.
What’s a Millennial habit that gives you away instantly, no matter your age?
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People can’t let loose and do this when they are under constant surveillance
I don’t like that women don’t dance on men in the club anymore. I hate that so bad as a heterosexual woman!!!!!
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I'm so tired of starting all over again. Now someone else has to see my titties 😭
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My daughter is 17, looks a lot like the girls in this video, and will be going to college in the fall. I didn’t have to have a discussion with her about this because she’s not a racist piece of shit. Her mother and I raised her right.
Because of this completely insane Ole Miss story, I was just forced to have a long talk with my 14 year old daughter, who is going to look a lot like these girls (the way they looked is THE reason the video went viral) and has a BIG personality. I explained that the left has lost their damn minds and they are out for blood, especially that of good-looking white people with a perceived conservative background. I told her she would be a perfect target, especially given me as her dad and her public fandom of Charlie Kirk, and that with cameras everywhere now, she can NOT publicly joke about ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING. This is very relevant because she does a great “Cartman” impression and, as one of the funniest people I know, loves telling politically incorrect jokes in that voice. I made it clear that she can no longer do that in public. We are officially living in a “1984” thought police state. This is no longer America, especially here in California. So, a bit of legitimate humor just left this world because of this incredibly stupid story. Nice job, everyone!! 😡🤦‍♂️🤮🥲
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cici ✨ retweeted
i just be joking on here ion got no ngga problems, i am a ngga problem
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this is how close i need to be
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that girl you met on twitter is your soulmate.
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