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normalest guy on here

@_normie_guy_

opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my educational institution, Gregory C. Mason Elementary

 Occupied British lands
Joined September 2021
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RomeoStevens
@RomeoStevens76Oct 29
Dear frontier AI employees, when leaving audio logs around the office, please remember to intermix: 1) reports of what happened 2) tragic personal anecdotes 3) creepy forebodings 4) the locations of useful access keycards and passwords This will greatly help the protagonist.
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Lily in the City@LilyArtemisTO5h
Ossoff bottoms Obama
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) profile pictureMeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchOct 29
Whoa. We were just sent this photo taken from the nosebleeds at the Ossoff/Bottoms/Obama rally.
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snoozi after dark@FloozySnooziOct 27
someone could get stabbed to death in broad daylight and people on here would be like "erm... i dont like that im defending a man,,,,,, but that was kinda fucked up :///"
aalisha (@aalishamusic) profile pictureaalisha@aalishamusicOct 27
I hate having to defend a man but he did not deserve that and I’m impressed he handled it so kindly 😭
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𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 (@bbfeebeee) profile picture
𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀@bbfeebeeeOct 23
no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma (@paranoidzpark) profile picturegirlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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losing gray matter@oldheadedOct 21
Wow that’s awesome can we have sex with them in VR yet or is this useless for gratifying my sexual needs?
LunaTk (@LunaTk2u) profile pictureLunaTk
@LunaTk2uOct 20
RUGRATS PARENTS — ANIMATED VS. REALISTIC! What would the parents from Rugrats look like if they stepped out of the cartoon and into the real world?
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Maria@mlstratOct 18
if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
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amir@blumenfeldOct 17
Wow, just saw this tonight. Do yourself a favor and read A LOT about it before watching. Research the movie and know how it ends and begins. Do NOT go in blind. Know the plot and ideally view the film beforehand. Arrive having had. Just... Trust me.
Letterboxd (@letterboxd) profile pictureLetterboxd
@letterboxdOct 16
You Can See Everything has debuted with a 4.7 rating and is now the highest rated feature film on Letterboxd.
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SizweLo@SizweLoOct 15
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dannica@dannarebbOct 14
god damnit. asshole. you weren’t supposed to become the characters in your songs!
Paste Magazine (@PasteMagazine) profile picturePaste Magazine
@PasteMagazineOct 14
A Vancouver woman has detailed allegations of sexual assault against Geordie Greep. She and Greep's former keyboardist spoke to Paste about what happened on October 8. READ: pastemagazine.com/music/geor…
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IzzyFishiiNeo 🍉@neoizzyfishiiOct 12
This kid is flawed but has a good heart deep down and he does not deserve the fate of becoming Mark Wahlberg
Sophia(Raven) (@Raven_Crank) profile pictureSophia(Raven)@Raven_CrankOct 12
Midwestern US political ads:
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Wane34565@Wane34565realOct 3
hands + genitals = welcome to masturbation brother 💀
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normalest guy on here@_normie_guy_Oct 3
Replying to @_normie_guy_ @BootleggedChad
Misogynists will accuse feminists of treating all young boys like they’re rapists but you know who really does that? Conservative girl dads. I can’t help but see stuff like this and feel bad for the boyfriend.
A man wearing a shirt that says “Rules for dating my daughter: 1. Get a job. 2. Understand I don’t like you. 3. I’m everywhere. 4. You hurt her, I hurt you. 5. Be home 30 minutes early. 6. Get a lawyer. 7. If you lie to me, I will find out. 8. She’s my princess, not your conquest. 9. I don’t mind going back to jail. 10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.

ALT A man wearing a shirt that says “Rules for dating my daughter: 1. Get a job. 2. Understand I don’t like you. 3. I’m everywhere. 4. You hurt her, I hurt you. 5. Be home 30 minutes early. 6. Get a lawyer. 7. If you lie to me, I will find out. 8. She’s my princess, not your conquest. 9. I don’t mind going back to jail. 10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.

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Andrew Egger
@EggerDCSep 30
Perfect tweet if you stopped here
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Kevin Peters (@kfpeters) profile pictureKevin Peters@kfpetersSep 29
[SCHMITT]: "How much involvement did you have in planning 9-11?" [SMITH]: "None." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘I can’t wait to see the jets kill the patriots’> [SMITH]: "Yes, that was about a football game the next Sunday…”
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santos-inistas@JDabkneeSep 24
Killing myself (100% of my population) and creating the equivalent of 95,723 9/11’s, thus permitting my ghost to act with complete impunity in warfare.
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 (@infolibnews) profile pictureChris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnewsSep 24
Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s." "Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.
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ape attack survivor
@pissvortexSep 15
Julian Casablancas trying to impress a 20 year old girl but forgetting what year it is: Bernie would have won if it weren’t for the superdelegates 20 y/o: I’m sorry but do you know what he is saying Geordie Greep: She MÜVES with a PAURPAS it is oh such a paurpas itis suchapaurpas
Geordie Greep Protect (@GreepProtect) profile pictureGeordie Greep Protect@GreepProtectSep 13
This is what Greep was doing at the Strokes show I actually have tears in my eyes bro
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𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴 (@g_abe2) profile picture
𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴@g_abe2Sep 12
then we must destroy civilization
🥥🌴 (@Meritocrating) profile picture🥥🌴@MeritocratingSep 9
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Doctor Tom, Esq.
@neosovietposterSep 8
it’s pretty chill not being neurotic and self conscious to the point of constant anxiety over my appearance due to social pressure impacting my sense of self worth. maybe women should be allowed to experience that too, rather than just universalize the misery
LeBronce Jamie (@IAmShannonAli) profile pictureLeBronce Jamie@IAmShannonAliSep 7
Men do not know they are ugly, it really is so insane
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mike's website@michaelswebsiteSep 8
Now that the left is actually within reach of attaining real power, this kind of antisocial behavioral should be thoroughly shamed.
Herbalisque (@Herbalisque) profile pictureHerbalisque
@HerbalisqueJun 3
👏 Behind every success is a story of hard work.
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assistant inspector@housetrotterSep 4
nothing wrong with consuming schlock. just this evening my kids and i were listening to stravinsky’s uproariously funny and lighthearted comic ballet pulcinella. a trifle, to be sure, compared with his more serious works, and yet a delightful diversion
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Dank Archer 🐝 🌼@NavoSchmavoSep 5
You'll never believe what this is a quote RT for
Kaworu (@kaworu0x) profile pictureKaworu
@kaworu0xSep 5
Sarah Shahi admits she was so intimidated by blowjobs that she signed up for a Beverly Hills blowjob seminar - where every woman had to choose a dildo from a platter “I had only ever dry-humped before” “She had a blowjob seminar in Beverly Hills and I was like, ‘I’m signing up’” “I was the youngest person in the class” “We each got a dildo. There were different sizes and shapes - literally, a dildo on a platter” “She taught us how to open up the back of the throat, how to deep-throat” “Now it’s an area I feel really good in” “If you learn to love a blowjob, it is literally your best friend” “Your guy is super happy and you’re curled up with your favorite romance novel in three minutes”
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