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Some Christian’s be like: That’s Bob. He’s an ex pedophile but god saved him. He leads our children’s ministry 🤍
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Imagine being able to pronounce rendezvous, archive, onomatopoeia, specifically, psychology, psychic, chaos, and phoenix perfectly, yet you’re still single.
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being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling
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I'll read a book and a bitch. A novel and a nigga. An essay and an ese. Please don't get me activated.
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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT.
AHHHHHHHHHH. 😆
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Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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Últimamente estoy bastante estresao así que voy a probar la cosa china esta de las agujas, heroína creo que se llama
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One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant.
The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting
































