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🇲🇽 godzilla is my baby boy mostly music and sports (mke bucks, ny knicks, ny liberty, arsenal, ny rangers, chi bears)

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successfully got more pokemon cards without having to line up yipee
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毒を以て、毒を制すじゃ
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Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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white people be like i’m giving my dog power of attorney
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These spam texters getting too good cause yeah I do want tacos
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hearing reports im getting access to a hot tub all weekend long
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it's Nov and it's already almost 70 and humid af today smh
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yea I’m craving a pack… of Pokemon cards
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seeing people complain that the new godzilla spends too much time on its human narratives and not enough on kaiju battles is so bizarre to me. godzilla has always been rooted in human storytelling, has always used its characters to explore japan’s social and political realities, and minus zero takes that to another level. 10000/10. if you want to prioritize godzilla as pure spectacle rather than a vehicle for sociopolitical commentary, there are plenty of godzilla movies you can watch lol
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I'm so pissed that so many people are taking minus zero as being "nationalist" like oh my fucking God. History is not one sided. Yes. But this movie takes place explicitly on a specific side. It makes perfect sense for it to sympathize more with that side.
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nooooooo!!! snoopy don't go to raccoon city it's not safe for you !!!!!
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If your sports team loses today after a Blue Wave, then they're not that woke and will be executed tomorrow
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goodbye milwonky bonks u got kuz so sorry
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this video being the theme of twitter last night 😭😭😭
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TEAM BREEZE WE BALL
Young and Turnt with some new additions 👀 Presented by @thornehealth
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ACAB includes SF tech workers
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I miss godzilla i need to go see minus zero again
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TURN ALL THE AI DATA CENTERS INTO GODZILLA STORES
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