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- Catherine O’Hara - Eric Dane - Chuck Norris - Sam Neill - Brenda Fricker - Hayden Panettiere - Dolly Parton - Tim Curry - Peter Cullen - RJ Mitte - Patrick Stewart A BIG FUCK YOU TO 2026.
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actually, cos wtf??
Making jokes about trigonometry is a sin
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This sucks and no one wants this.
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Hey, so, uh, we're gonna, like... put these guys... in, like... prison, right?
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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To be very straightforward here, we have a series of creative strategies we think *many* people can use to avoid defaulting on their loans or *fighting* the default. Millions will default — but that doesn't have to be the end. Join us to avoid financial ruin and fight back.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to pursue wages and benefits of borrowers with defaulted federal student loans, per Forbes. The Education Department is working with the Treasury Department to hire private debt collection agencies. Borrowers in default may face administrative wage garnishment of up to 15 percent of their earnings without a court order.
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The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial k!llers.
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Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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In Maine, Michigan and Minnesota we are watching the Democratic Establishment’s hand picked candidates lose and then either actively or passively undermine the party and or their nominee. This is an abject failure by the Democratic leadership.
Detroit News: Former Chair of the Michigan Democratic Party is leading an effort to make sure Democrats leave their ballot blank for the US Senate race in Michigan. Lon Johnson, the former chair, supported Rep. Haley Stephens over El-Sayed in the August Democratic primary. detroitnews.com/story/opinio…
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I’m sorry …. 1200??????
1,200 sexual assault cases were filed at Cornell from 2018 to 2024. Most of those found responsible received minor sanctions that allowed them to remain on campus, such as probation or training. Only 7 ended in expulsion or dismissal. usatoday.com/story/news/nati…
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i do think it’s interesting that nobody has settled on that she’s lowkey blacklisted and tyler is the only one giving her work
Taraji is to Tyler Perry to what Sarah Paulson is Ryan Murphy.
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Boy, if only we could have anticipated this....
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You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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Maybe it’s time for a mass streaming boycott. Disney+, Hulu, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount+, Max, Prime Video and Apple TV+ keep raising prices while people are struggling with rent, food and gas. Stop paying and watch how quickly they listen.
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This is insanity, or worse, treason. I served in the CIA Counter Espionage Group. Israel was our number two espionage threat, stealing secrets from us at every turn. I caught one of these attempted penetrations. If the Senate passes this, every one of them who voted for it should be tried for treason - By the people. Clean out the House and Senate and fumigate the Capitol building.
🚨 Section 219 is on the brink of passing the Senate. It would permanently merge US & Israeli weapons programs, with no way for a future Congress to undo it. Only 6 Senators are fighting it with 30 days left. Demand yours block it now! trackaipac.link/StopSection2…
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I don’t think people realize how much this whole Blade debacle kind of derailed Ali’s career. Dude wasted so many years prepping and working on this movie, to where other projects likely never came to fruition. Dude has a right to be angry ngl 😭
Mahershala Ali calls out Kevin Feige over the failure of ‘BLADE’. “Kevin [Feige], he said it was the biggest failure of his career, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way.” (Source: youtu.be/Zj_tL5ew1Yc?is=92AI…)
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A Palestinian activist once covertly attended an Israeli propaganda training. They instructed participants to stop trying to convince people & instead keep saying "it's complicated" & "you don't know enough". If that doesn't work, pull the antisemitism card & say "why are you so obsessed with this small nation 6,000 miles away". Israel knows it can't sell apartheid & genocide to the world, so it seeks instead to make as many people lose interest in the topic as possible through gaslighting & intimidation Israel's second tactic is to promote Islamophobia as much as it could to deflect attention & keep people frightened of the "enemy within"
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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Normalize not committing a genocide.
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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seeing adhd discourse about time blindness with a bunch of people going “bet you aren’t late for social events or flights and i bet you never leave work late” when yes actually those are all things that happen on a regular basis
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