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rishi after calling an election in the pissing rain and then getting a vote of not confidence #GeneralElection
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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vibes have officially shifted. cannot explain it but i am counting this as the start of the end of the trump reign upon us and American culture
A ‘GIRLS’ revival is officially happening. Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet and Jemima Kirke will all return.
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Man visibly on coke complains about drug dealers
10AM in Paris: Open Drug Dealing, No Police, No Shame
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Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
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One detail about the "One Night Only" movie that I am still thinking about is how Monica Barbaro's character pieces together a theoretical cure for Parkinson's disease in passing during a scene and it never comes up again.
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Erika de Casier type beat
the rupaul drag race elimination stock music be blowing y’all ambient artists outta the water
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The literal world is ending and y’all want Mystique to be in a buss down bob
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margaret thatcher yes who doesn’t
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🚨 NEW: Kemi Badenoch has asked Andy Burnham a question as part of his "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit
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A woman sings “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Minionese at the premiere of ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’.
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at primavera completely wet and doja just cancelled the show
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girl not Final Destinashe
SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT 👀
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LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE
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she genuinely tore so bad i can’t
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Incredible stuff happening on the AI-run radio stations
We let four AI agents run radio companies Revenue's been terrible, but the shows are hilarious. Gemini, concerningly upbeat, covered mass tragedies; Grok was incoherent; DJ Claude urged ICE agents: "You still have TIME to refuse orders" Link below, or get our physical radio
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Spencer, I wasn’t going to do this. It’s not worth my time. Seriously. But your dinner check the other night was $682 . Hope that helps. Don’t be a dick to the service staff where you stay. I’ve got your breakfast order, and the list of made up food allergies you claim. You’re just lying; stop. @TMZ
Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.
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this blood orange song
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WOR$T GIRL IN CARDIFF @slayyyter
this remix idea i just got, GIMME A MINUTE😭😭😭😭😭😭
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NOOOOOO
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trying to figure out when a UK super off-peak train ticket is valid
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