Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll probably swap it for a fish.
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I am so fucking back
Receding hairlines are suddenly sexy — with thanks to ‘White Lotus’ hunk Walton Goggins trib.al/IreLe4P
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Only king I’ll swear to is Ollie Watkins. Fuck the monarchy, up the INGERLAND.
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Typifies London this; two thoroughbreds storming through the city streets and you’ve still got cyclists trying to squeeze the gap.
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by @itvnews.
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Love these late January evenings… and by late January evenings I mean following my girlfriend round Aldi with a 24 pack of loo roll shouting ‘we shittin’ tonight baby’
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Bale perfectly encapsulating the three stages of my own body in my life :
Left - My version of myself in Sims Bustin’ Out
Middle - Uni
Right - Every single day since leaving uni whilst I play Sims Bustin’ Out
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If teaching Macbeth has taught me anything, it’s that this is a clear sign that the natural order has been thrown into chaos and that Buckingham Palace has just witnessed a murder which they are yet to reveal publicly.
The story of Jay, the rooster that killed the hawk which attacked its hen house
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I know people give VAR grief, including me, but duck me the bias in this Eurovision is astonishing. The Swedish had her mic on to perform as they announced the winner against Finland. She’s basically Liverpool, which ironically where it’s set…
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It amazes me as a country that we have the simplest national anthem in the world, yet at any event, sporting or otherwise, not a single person can sing it in time with the music.
Solution: abolish the monarchy
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Antony Joshua without a doubt the deadest fighter in history. Absolute coward #JoshuaFranklin
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I’m obviously very biased, but there is only one good result from today’s cup final for the good of football. If Man United win, they’ll have forgotten about it in 2 weeks. If we win, we’ll remember this for the rest of our lives. Incomparable levels of importance. HOWAY #NUFC
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