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cornchips guzzardo retweeted
USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways
cornchips guzzardo retweeted
USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we'll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWITTER: absolutely not
cornchips guzzardo retweeted
[closing remarks]
J.D. Vance: (quivering) W-When we win, don’t forget that these people want you broke, dead, and your kids uh.. brainwashed.
Kamala on the most klonopin you’ve ever seen in your life, mouth pressed against the microphone: Clap if you think he should be killed
cornchips guzzardo retweeted
monty hall problem suggests it's advantageous to change ur gender once one of the other genders are revealed
cornchips guzzardo retweeted
The long-awaited second part of my GTA 4 with traffic at 999999 speed playthrough is now up - check it out!
youtu.be/anJk4Heyfm0?si=3Qjj…
cornchips guzzardo retweeted
so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word
