Non-corporeal, malevolent entity. Dislikes things on a semi-professional basis. Grunt Hunter!
Scotland, Phil. Scotland.
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Check out the blog:
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Support the Host Body and his need for caffeine/rent money:
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Today I launch a bold, new initiative entitled "Project Ask Rich People For Money So I Can Afford Food"
Excited to share the results with you all.
Hi @Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Gies £3000?
That'll help me sort my life out AND to sweeten the pot I promise to stop referring to you as "that haunted waxwork posing as a human being" for at least a week.
Maybe five days.
Hugs and kisses,
Al
ko-fi.com/alvimh
Hi @elonmusk
Can I have £3000?
That'll let me get life sorted out AND so you get something out of it, i'll stop telling everyone that you look like a Play-Doh penis filled with hate. For a month.
Hugs and kisses,
Al
ko-fi.com/alvimh
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Hey everyone, some very exciting news!
GOSH Charity is part of Jingle Jam 2026!!
If you're a creator and want to take part while fundraising for the incredible Play Team at Great Ormond Street Hospital, you can now sign up using the link below.
🩵🩵
gosh.org/get-involved/jingle…
Hi @realDonaldTrump
I thought you might be feeling a little down, what with the votes and all. Here's some music to cheer you up.
youtube.com/watch?v=4iwHb189…
It's not right that Danny Tommo is being moved to Belmarsh. We should be relocating him to an active volcano or perhaps the inside of a very angry bear.
Money is the root of all evil. I could use a little evil right now.
If you'd possibly be able to help me, y'know, continue living...
Ko-fi.com/alvimh
Life is a bastard coated bastard with a chewy bastard filling. With shite sprinkles.
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Every time you send £3 to my Ko-Fi, Donald Trump sneezes a little too hard and gets a headache*
*Probably
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The US midterm results have reminded me to finally toss out that mouldy, useless old pumpkin that's been festering on my doorstep.
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On this day in 1990, a Knightmare dungeoneer called Simon sidestepped into history.
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A hugely important publication from the always excellent Benefits and Work:
'Readers reveal the real extra costs of ADHD, autism, anxiety and depression'
benefitsandwork.co.uk/news/r…
This is going to be a good 'un, shall be listening tonight
💖 NEW EPISODE OUT NOW 💖
Kefin and Jo explore the life and career of Hiroshi Tanahashi, the air-guitar-playing, record-breaking hunk who helped save New Japan Pro Wrestling!
🎸💇♀️💖💥💫
It's #How2Tanahashi!
Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
Given her track record of dodgy expenses claims, i'm surprised that @Helen_Whately isn't trying to claim disability benefits. Clearly she was born without a heart and shows no noticeable signs of being in possession of a brain, either.
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💖 NEW EPISODE OUT NOW 💖
Kefin and Jo explore the life and career of Hiroshi Tanahashi, the air-guitar-playing, record-breaking hunk who helped save New Japan Pro Wrestling!
🎸💇♀️💖💥💫
It's #How2Tanahashi!
Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
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Can send to my Ko-Fi, @elonmusk
ko-fi.com/alvimh
Thanks in advance.