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爱沙

@alamlev

the axe forgets, but the tree remembers

Joined November 2012
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my employed friends text back faster
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having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. they’re like the window in your prison cell.
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mature enough to now have last halloween pieces to recycle for future halloweens
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via@atrophicbtrflyOct 30
asking to leave work early because i don't feel good (horny)
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i cant believe i just realized i can buy prom / hoco dresses and just wear them out
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you literally cannot beat the value (domestically)
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Yeah so the acne on my forehead told me in braille i should probably kill myself
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@1vysaursOct 18
babe are u okay? you barely fed our confusing bond today
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i started using ai at work and ive gotten severely less efficient because the information ai is producing is wrong
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i consider myself overweight until i can clear the dallas cowboys physical standards
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"not all men but always a man"
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layne@mooncallisterOct 8
i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman
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pip@pippy_skippyOct 8
i dont even like sex that much i just have fomo
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Claude cannot drink 17 beers at the work happy hour
Craig Weiss (@craigweiss) profile pictureCraig Weiss
@craigweissOct 7
claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.
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i thought today was wednesday, what a treat
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going to the grocery store is literally being at the ingredient warehouse
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why am i grocery shopping if i cant cook? everything needs to be assembled
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being a man seems rough because why are you 5'4... did you forget to keep growing or what
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dond@DawnedEUWOct 6
a monk just broke his 20 year long vow of silence to call me a retard in voice chat
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