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爱沙

@alamlev

the axe forgets, but the tree remembers

Joined November 2012
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via@atrophicbtrflyOct 30
asking to leave work early because i don't feel good (horny)
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Yeah so the acne on my forehead told me in braille i should probably kill myself
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chris
@1vysaursOct 18
babe are u okay? you barely fed our confusing bond today
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layne@mooncallisterOct 8
i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman
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pip@pippy_skippyOct 8
i dont even like sex that much i just have fomo
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Claude cannot drink 17 beers at the work happy hour
Craig Weiss (@craigweiss) profile pictureCraig Weiss
@craigweissOct 7
claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.
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dond@DawnedEUWOct 6
a monk just broke his 20 year long vow of silence to call me a retard in voice chat
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@skitzocatOct 6
the substances abused me first your honor
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zito 🥷
@kiziton_Oct 6
My biggest disorder is seeing the good in hoes
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toad@thelifeoftoadOct 5
I've got bigger fish to fuck
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sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
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Apparently her love language is no contact
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The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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patrick@ionujiOct 4
You wonder how a girl so pretty and kind can be single and then you scroll through her twitter
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jules@gaythotgirlsonOct 3
i won’t redownload hinge because love will find me in the real world, where i constantly have noise cancelling headphones on
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@lazersaysOct 4
Global city tier list: 1 - NYC (Americas New York City) 2 - London (Europes New York City) 3 - Hong Kong ( Asia’s New York City) All the world is New York City if you are brave enough to see it.
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g@34rthsOct 2
Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then
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i love you bro please don't turn 30
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a@dykek1ngOct 1
suicide prevention month is over let's all just kill ourselves
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Rex 2@RexOfChudClanOct 1
I larp as being fat when it's convenient
mtn girl (@mtngrl4rome) profile picturemtn girl
@mtngrl4romeOct 1
How many of you are fat
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