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If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka.
With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka
thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
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Angie was so far gone in psychosis that she had Lisa Barlow concerned for her wellbeing 😭
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"what happened to your husband? what happened to your child?"
me: #RHOSLC
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I just can’t imagine how demented your soul has to be to gleefully take someone’s home like that and just continue on living like it’s all normal
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i don’t want to find bipartisan common ground with fascists. i want democrats to take decisive dramatic action to improve the lives of working people and steer the planet away from disaster.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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you actually will not have a job as of january 3 so i'm not sure what email you speak of
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he's learned the family line.
it's trace dna. there will never be a match and they know that.
JonBenét Ramsey's brother reveals clue that could finally solve her murder.
Details: tmz.com/2026/11/05/jonbenet-…
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To those in Congress, it’s time to act.
Raise the minimum wage.
End the pointless war in Iran.
Provide universal healthcare and childcare.
Pass comprehensive immigration reform.
Implement sensible AI guardrails.
Codify abortion rights into law.
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Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries telling us they're gonna hold Republicans accountable.
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imagine seeing this & thinking voters want democrats to find common ground with the unprecedented corruption & fascism of the right. we want accountability & bold action protecting our democracy from any of it ever happening again.
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I was diagnosed with ADHD officially in my 30’s videos like this are always so funny to me. They always make me take a step back and realize just how much the way I think and operate in this world isn’t the same as neurotypical people. It’s really enlightening.
