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β€˜Modest influencer’ (according to the Gr*k thing πŸ˜–). Views my own & AI-free. Formerly Blue Ticked, still clinging to the wreckage of this app for some reason.

Wirral, Merseyside
Joined February 2009
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β€˜X’/Twitter is now simply a rage machine. Yeah I know there’s plenty to be enraged about, regardless of which side of the fence you’re on, but scrolling through it for even only 30secs is exhausting. Take a rain check & do something else!
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When nature says: β€˜okay, you’ve been asking for this’
WATCH: A Spanish reporter warned viewers of rough seas moments before a giant wave knocked him down during a live broadcast.
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Of course these inconvenient truths are irrelevant compared with the random coincidence that Rooney & Rushdie share the same initials. This is all that’s needed to create a glorious β€˜let that sink in’ opportunity.
For the Sally Rooney - Salman Rushdie parallel to work, a major Jewish leader would have had to call for her murder, gangs of marauding Jews would have had to burn down bookstores, and a Jewish extremist would have had to stab her eye out with a knife.
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Haha, never thought I’d see this app making headlines. It’s useful but horribly US-centric: eg β€˜le jardin’ = yard & β€˜le pantalon’ = pants πŸ˜–
Thousands of Duolingo users hoping to maintain their streak this evening have reported problems accessing the app
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The disdain with which McCarthyism has long been regarded in the US & the rest of the world, will be as nothing compared to the retrospective horror with which Trump’s era is viewed.
Steve Witkoff to Putin: You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that, I commend you, and I thank you again.
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Oh dear. The great Wirral-born director Alex Cox of β€˜Repo Man’ and Moviedrome fame shares his name with a 21-yr-old Reform Party enthusiast. That’s gotta hurt
Who, on minimum wage, is spending Β£300 per month on food? If you’re on minimum wage, you can’t be buying M&S ready meals, you have to be prepared to cook from scratch with ingredients purchased in Aldi/Lidl. Frozen veg, pasta, rice, eggs, tinned food, etc, almost no snacking food, every meal planned out. You can’t complain and the price of things and then demonstrate you’re actually complaining about your inability of getting value for your money.
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Alan Weston πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί retweeted
In 2028, under the management of Apple Corps, The Beatles Story will relocate. Until then, you can still experience The Beatles Story at its original home on the historic Royal Albert Dock ❀ Book your visit now at beatlesstory.com. #TheBeatlesLiverpool28 @thebeatles
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Witkoff giving a masterclass here in how many lies you can pack into a single sentence.
Witkoff to Putin: β€œYou talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian -- you are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that.”
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Of course, if that’s what she wanted, Rooney could have donated money privately to a terrorist organisation for them to piss up the wall & have a good laugh about a sucker being born every minute. But no, it had to be turned into a pr opportunity & an act of self-martyrdom.
If you ever sought out the novels of Sally Rooney in bookshops – when that was still possible – you’d know they sit in the fiction stacks adjacent to the novels of another SR whose books have been withdrawn in dastardly political circumstances. Until last week, β€œRooney” and β€œRushdie” had little in common beyond being shelfmates; now they have more than just a physical proximity. @tanjil_rashid_: This is censorship by other means newstatesman.com/comment/202…
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The word β€˜could’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. There are already numerous violations - from fare-dodging to consuming alcohol to feet on seats - which are not called out. There’s no reason to supppse this one will be any different.
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There’s rarely been a clearer demonstration of being asked an interview question you’re completely stumped by & having to wait patiently for waffle mode to download.
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Has anyone ever thought, β€˜I wish there were more viral immersive gift shops around.’ It’s the kind of hellish dystopian concept that now seems to be becoming commonplace.
Last week, HMV said it was being forced out of its Oxford Street store after its rent was doubled. @AndrewKersley found out the landlords behind it are a billionaire Chinese mahjong dynasty, who plan to replace HMV with a viral immersive gift shop. the-londoner.co.uk/oxford-st…
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This is a brilliant explainer, fair play
Must watch: Andrew Neil explains the French protests in just under four minutes. @Afneil | @StigAbell
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Satirical tweet (just in case anyone gets carried away)
πŸš¨π—π—¨π—¦π—§ π—œπ—‘: Liverpool have stated that Manchester City should be relegated to English League Two immediately and stripped of all their trophies. πŸ—£οΈ Liverpool FC: Manchester City should be relegated to English League Two immediately and stripped of every trophy they have won. Football must stand for fairness, accountability, and integrity. No club, regardless of its wealth or influence, should be considered bigger than the rules of the game. If serious breaches are established, the consequences must be severe. We believe the authorities must act decisively and send a clear message that nobody is above football itself.
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No trip to London used to be complete without a visit to this place - at its old site that is (now a Sports Direct). If you couldn’t find what you were looking for there, you couldn’t find it anywhere.
HMV reveals plans to close its flagship Oxford Street store just three years after reopening the site, blaming a doubling in rent demands.
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Wow - you wouldn’t get much peace if you lived on that road. Imagine trying to pop down to the corner shop for a pint of milk with all this going on.
Manchester city bus Sneaky C#nts snuck in the back way #LFC #MANCITY
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Alan Weston πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί retweeted
Six pro-Pals were arrested today for criminal damage after the Battle of Britain memorial was attacked. Wreaths lie broken and smashed at the feet of the monument dedicated to those brave warriors who defended us against the Nazis. Utterly shameful.
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Er, he would say that wouldn’t he? He’s hardly gonna say, β€˜nah I think they’re crap’
'How the press have criticised, which I think is really disgusting' On #BBCBreakfast Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood praised the 'wonderful' new presenting line up of broadcaster Emma Willis, comedian Josh Widdicombe and former Strictly professional Johannes Radebe bbc.co.uk/news/topics/cljev4…
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Dystopias don’t happen overnight - they creep into existence by stealth, until one day you find yourself waking up in a world like thisπŸ‘‡
Meta just blew this commercial out of the water. As everyone else stares at a screen, not truly living in the moment, you'll be able to watch without worrying if you caught it on tape, fully enriched in the experience. 10/10
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This would prob be considered β€˜slum housing’ now but what an amazing sight.
Two youngsters stop to check out photographer Ian Woods as he points his lens along Hospital St in the Gorbals in the 1950s. Out of shot to the left is Alexander Thomson's Caledonia Rd church. The kids on the left are standing on the little island in front of it. πŸ“· IRJ Woods
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I visited this branch recently & the news doesn’t surprise me in the least. It was like tumbleweed in there, with a few members of staff standing around with abs nothing to do. The only reason most people go in there at all is to use the PO. A sad decline from its WHS heyday.
Cllr Christine Banks and I have been contacted today by the Post Office about the proposed closure of the Liverpool Post Office at the TG Jones store (formerly WH Smith) in Liverpool One. The Post Office is due to close on 25 January 2027. 1/4
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