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when i die i don't want to be buried, i want to be thrown on an island and eaten by crabs
Look, I knit. I knit with wool. But most wool is not ethically produced. Commercial wool production is akin to commercial egg production in animal welfare and practices. I don't want to wear polyester either, but let's not pretend natural fibers don't have problems.
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I love going to guitar class because my teacher is SO knowledgeable about so many aspects of music but then I get to tell him, for apparently the first time ever, that Green Day hates George W. Bush.
I literally thought this was a photo of Parvati and not Genevieve
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every time someone gets eliminated this season on Survivor I think about @jonlovett in Ponderosa welcoming them back to real life and giving them a tour
one of my male friends recently responded to a groupchat with "btw since you're all here i'm engaged" as if we just happened to wander into the same text thread
I broke up with someone because they said they didn't like body hair and I haven't shaved since lmao
If I order spicy food in order to clear my sinus congestion I should be able to pay for it with my HSA.
hellooooo if you are running the marathon this weekend let me know so I can track your bib and cheer you on!!
Spent the last week dealing with two sick dogs. As soon as they started to improve, I am now a sick human.
I just want it to be cloudy and 55 degrees and to run in the morning and knit in the afternoon is that too much to ask for
I have lived in Chicago for just over two years which means I am now considering moving to Minneapolis.
big awoo tonight for grinch, my favorite dog i never got to meet.
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