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Illinois, USA
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selma blair has taken a lot of space as a high profile disability rights activist since her MS diagnosis. but in reality, she believes in a standard of living and rights for herself and americans, but is ok with gaza having the highest rate of children amputees on earth
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20 years ago this week, the Dave Matthews Band dumped 800 pounds of poop on people taking a cruise on the Chicago River. 💩
Chicago will never forget. "This is our generation’s O’Leary’s cow." buff.ly/3LUHHcY
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'Through The Looking Glass' is LOST's best episode (not The Constant), and is the best season finale I've ever witnessed for any show ever. I'll never forget watching it for the first time and being absolutely STUNNED. People still quote it till this day.
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It's the annual Ask a Manager salary survey! Every year, vastly fewer men fill this out than women. Men, please share your salary info (anonymously) so we have concrete salary comparisons to inform pay negotiations and fight the pay gap
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happy st. patrick's day remember that being a derry girl is a fucking state of mind ☘️
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Being married to a man adds 7 hours/week to women's household labor. "Divorce can be freedom....more free time, more control over life, and, blessedly, a cleaner house." @lyzl
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Gun laws in Missouri:
No background checks for private sales.
No permit required for concealed carry.
No permit required for open carry.
No license required for owners.
No firearm registration.
No assault weapon law.
No magazine capacity restriction.
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I just ran away from a mass shooting at the Chiefs parade where I saw the Missouri governor (the gun lover below) running scared for his life next to me with an army of officers protecting him.
I am so sick of these NRA funded politicians. #GunControlNow
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happy valentine's day 🥲
ALT A montage from Fleabag season 2. Fleabag (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) is sat at a bus stop with the Hot Priest (Andrew Scott). She tells him "I love you" in the first still. He replies "It'll pass" in the second still. In the third still, he is looking at her, holding her hand, while they sit in silence.
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This may seem harsh but I think every family vlogging youtube channel and tiktok account should be demonetized, deleted, and all its content wiped by existence so thoroughly that even the lost media wikis won’t know that it ever existed
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Re: Taylor Swift and the #NFL:
So many men need to just pin a tweet to their profile that says “I hate women” and shut the fuck up. We don’t need to hear you whining every game. We get it.
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Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.
They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.
