Hi I'm v tired! • Disabled, impoverished, mad abt the plague, tired, tired, there are good things too, profound inability to summarize, love Jesus & also people
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Naomi talking to her widowed daughter-in-law like
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Rep. Ansari was born in Seattle. She cannot be denaturalized, because she never naturalized in the first place.
Regardless of that, there’s something rotten about people like Will who seek to devalue American citizenship by making it easy to strip away.
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anti-Asian racism comes out of nowhere in old movies why is the Great Mouse Detective dressed like that
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whenever this happens with a cat it’s so sad because they’re so scared but it’s so beautiful when it’s a dog. they’re just like “hell ya i got six people playing with me on this massive field lemme juke em all out”
One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down 😂
#KeepPounding
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George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets:
That’s me on the quarter
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I always liked fire ants growing up because they mapped neatly to my childhood worldview. Of course there would be a fire type version of ants that are red and are even more powerful than regular ants.
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Achei q era um gorila fazendo moonwalk
Olha o tamanho do Bisão Americano
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This video is AI generated. It comes from a Facebook account that was made in April 2026, when Seedance 2.0 was released.
This video and other videos from that account are exactly 15 seconds long, down to the frame. They also tagged some of their posts with an AI label.
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there were like 15,000 black men and 30 dukes in regency england but which one of those is realistic and which is fantasy lmaoooo
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An Italian chef who refused to put pineapple on a pizza because it was an "insult to his culture" was fired bbc.com/news/articles/cx4g1q…
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climate change impacts on food/food supply (which have already been happening for a while!!) are going to be treated as a punchline at first. “oh no we can’t make rice krispies anymore who cares” and it sucks ass to watch imo
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Billionaire money buys all.
This is a prop that Google put on the ballot with Gavin Newsom's help, that constitutionally prohibits wealth taxes on billionaires.
It's framed as "property taxes" to scare homeowners, and they labor-wash it with building trades and firefighters.
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now all that needs to happen is for the democrats do something i have never once seen them do in my entire life, which is do something with the legislative upper hand
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"For a lot of progressives, Stevens hasn’t done enough. No matter how many times she says she’s supporting El-Sayed, progressives are sure that, in her heart of hearts, she doesn’t really mean it. She doesn’t truly love El-Sayed. To which I say: Grow up."
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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things I've heard You Can See Everything called while working at the box office:
- You Can't Say Anything
- You Can See Anything
- You Haven't Seen Everything
- Now You See Everything
- Now You See Me
- Crazy Lady Documentary
does anyone know where the one is from the mom who has her kids open all the candy and put it in a bowl and smash it?
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