Novelist, floor-slapper, writing at https://nitter.cf/t.co/WXJuVfzHa8 and @TheAthletic, 2X @ToutWars winner, original Fantasy Pros accuracy champ, @FSWA president.
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Andy Behrens retweeted
Emergency Pod! 🚨
Chicago Bears trade for All-Pro DT Jeffery Simmons. @robertmays, @davehelman_ and Derrik break it all down.
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The YACHT CLUB has launched for this Wednesday with a subscriber podcast...
@andybehrens and I will dive into a bunch of Week 8 Start/Sit decisions and also talk about when to *ignore* the ranks!
Plus Andy offers five SHOCKINGLY droppable players!
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My platinum elite subs were all over Davis Allen this week. All other subscriber levels got Mumpfield. It pays to upgrade, folks.
Ranks are fully ranked over here for all your sit-start needs...
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Telling the league commish it was never supposed to be an actual trade offer. It was merely a cybersecurity test — and Doug got phished.
Rachel found two incredible guests for this event, and also me. I promise it's a good listen! @StephaniaLBell is so good at this stuff.
ICYMI: discussed recent injuries, how we are pivoting, and the current fantasy landscape with @StephaniaLBell @andybehrens @colbyrconway
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A HUGE thank you to @StephaniaLBell @andybehrens @colbyrconway for sharing their insights tonight!! Check out the replay if you missed it live! So, so, so good!
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30(ish) minute warning! Joining FootballDiehards & @SiriusXMFantasy 2nite @andybehrens #Week7 #HotOnes #fantasyfootball #NFL #DiehardsAfterDark
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Looking for some #nfcnorth content!!! Look no further 🙌🏼
We cover The Black & Blue division every week! Check out the #week7 edition of our NFC North Breakdown show. Tonight @ 630PM Central time
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Pro tip: If your fantasy squad has started 1-5 or 0-6, go to the waiver wire and add De'Von Achane to your IR. This way it will appear that your team sucks because of bad luck, not bad decisions. 🧠
Andy Behrens retweeted
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
A lot is happening in the fantasy landscape right now. SO many injuries. What's the impact and how should fantasy managers pivot? These three experts will help break it all down! Tune in Wednesday!
OK, it's only fourth down, so it's important to remember you don't have to get it all right here. We can play it safe and try again on fifth down.
Replaced Kendre Miller with Jaleel McLaughlin this morning and they both scored 8.5 points. Absolute masterstroke by me. This is how I win. I simply outwork you, grind you down.