Code Name: Duchess | “If I stop drinking all at once, I’m afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.” | Formerly a Big D@ddy
Hazzard County
Joined October 2023
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Sterling M Archer Simulator retweeted
My favorite part of Eyes Wide Shut is when he is just walking down the street and a group of bros start calling him a faggot and he just pensively looks down at the ground and keeps walking away thinking “Yeah? Well I’m going to join a weird illuminati sex cult. We’ll see who’s the faggot then.”
We need HRH Queen Victoria II (Beatrice) to save the west
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Emotional position reverse engineered based on a physiological and neurological arousal.
You are what you do. You are not your feelings.
I wanna feel home
And not have to be here
I wanna be enough without love, without you, without fear
I'm angry at the world around me
I'm angry that you speak so loudly
I'm angry that I'm angry all the time
I'm afraid that I might die with it
That I might never get another opportunity to sigh different
But it won't do me any good to be a bitch and never cry, will it?
Sterling M Archer Simulator retweeted
Oh my homeboy got beef with someone? Don't worry baby I'll honeypot them and make them lose their minds within a week 🥰
Sterling M Archer Simulator retweeted
Starting to realize it may be a problem how friendly I am with the woman who owns the liquor store down the street bc she just asked if I wanted to go to her god baby's baptism
Sterling M Archer Simulator retweeted
"Social media is unfair cause it creates unrealistic body requirements for women to try and follow."
Okay I could swear you bitches were on some "Can I stack donuts on it?" a few years ago and that statement alone is unfair to MANY innocent young men. THOSE DONUTS ARE HUGE!
Sterling M Archer Simulator retweeted
I'm at a house party right now and they're all playing beer pong and spin the bottle and I been in the basement dry humping the family dog for the last 40 minutes
RT @HowlingTrevor: So, there’s a cop in my town with one of the fastest asses I’ve ever seen on a man.. and frankly, I’m a firm believer th…
Sterling M Archer Simulator retweeted
My buddy asked me to trip sit him while he did shrooms the other day and I spent the entire time making AI pictures of him with a random mexican family and told him the cartel has them hostage in Guadalajara
