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Comedian | Web Dev | Weather Nerd | Tinkerer | Host @ripoffshow @waitwhatnola | Curator @504comedy @70122weather

New Orleans, LA
Joined April 2007
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🎶 I'm sorry Ms. Jackson I am an eeeeel Never meant to make your daughter die I forgot I was electrified 🎶
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It’ll never not be weird that the Jazz has to come to New Orleans
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I think instead of retiring the Jackass boys should do NBA halftime shows. Put em in the mix with Red Panda and those magicians and shit
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geoff from above 1979 retweeted
Louisiana’s Jamie Davis lost by less than 2 points. Yet he was the only Democratic candidate in a close Senate race to get $0 in national ad money.
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geoff from above 1979 retweeted
National Democrats abandoned Louisiana and Jamie Davis ran on $0. And he STILL came within 2 points of the win. A Black farmer from the middle of NOWHERE in Tensas Parish.
"If Jamie loses by 2 points, we are going to get up Wednesday morning and we are going to wonder where the hell were you [national Democrats]?" - James Carville told me last week over his frustration that National Dems wouldn't spend $$ in Louisiana Davis lost by 2. #lalege
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Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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Yeah I would say these terms were mid
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Sexy Marge Simpson? Oh you mean Marge Simpson?
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If my son has to miss a Halloween because of the flu, a rainy one is a good one to miss
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I think it’s cool that a cat you get for free costs like $700 every time you go to the vet
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Drove by a Tesla that crashed through the fence onto the golf course in City Park, which is the most “none of my business” wrecks I’ve seen
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(Cops were there and everyone was fine)
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Saints really s’d the b
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New Saints shirt idea: “Ah, that would’ve been cool”
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Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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Me, being old man: “who the fuck is blaring their music outside???” Me, looking out the window and remembering where I live: “oh hell yeah”
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My toddler to her older brother when she hears the pantry open
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geoff from above 1979 retweeted
4 son, or php daughter?
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So I guess this is just how internet security is just gonna be now
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