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part-time DJ, full time story poster on IG

@aprilarson on IG
Joined January 2019
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just took my adderall
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Some of yall need to have less teeth. Close your mouth when you talk to me.
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29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds
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Put Pikachu down!!?!?!
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Moisturizer??? I hardly know her!
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I would pay a million dollars to be in the room when everyone involved in this article finds out
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I keep getting Darius Rucker Tour ads when I play the wordle & im honestly down to go if he’s still selling all those drugs
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I wanna please you in a secularly way, if u know what i mean
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Kevin u were definitely there
Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?
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born to be MLB commissioner, forced to be a war criminal
Idgaf what anyone says. I love George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025
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pastry chefs = marriage material savory chefs = the worst person youve ever met
I was just informed that chefs don't make good boyfriends
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I am sick of having to actually go see movies to know what they are about so I guess I’ll get back into using this app. W6ssup
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No matter who wins the election God is still on the throne.
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Not exactly an endorsement you want but definitely an enemy you’re glad to not have
Azealia Banks shares that she has decided to vote for Kamala Harris: “I will be Voting For Kamala Harris tomorrow because Elon Musk (a fucking overrated Ketamine addict) belongs no where near American Politics. The End.”
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Would u look at the time!! Almost forgot I was supposed to be debilitatingly depressed!
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This show was so ahead of its time.
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Me anytime I see two dudes hanging out
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This was even funnier than I thought it could be
this ridiculous cut to fallon
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This is why I wear boy shorts not thongs !
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Feeling personally victimized by IG’s latest feature that automatically adds whatever song the OP used to your STORY IF YOU SHARE THE POST like I don’t even know these songs wtf
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