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An ex-literature student who can't quite kick the habit. ๐Ÿ“š she/her ๐Ÿ“š 64/52 ๐Ÿ“šCR: Well of Ascension by Brandon Sanderson

Liverpool, England
Joined January 2014
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Struggling to redeem a Perks at Work Unlimited e-code on @cineworld. 'The promotion code was not found' when trying to enter e-code in the promo code box. What am I doing wrong? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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ted lasso season 4 YOU HAVE ONE JOB
i feel so fucking insane like what do you mean jamie has posters of roy AND keeley in his childhood bedroom oh my godddddd theyre literally gonna all get together like this is actually gonna be endgame
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in honor of ted lasso being back iโ€™m bringing back the hottest scene a man has ever portrayed
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Emma retweeted
Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesnโ€™t settle enough for a school closure.
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traumatize your fandom with one image
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oh are you kidding me
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I love how romance readers and writers can ID a โ€œsomeone definitely croaks in thisโ€ movie immediately. ๐Ÿ˜‚ We are always on guard. My TL had the Bat signal up.
First poster for โ€˜WE LIVE IN TIMEโ€™, a R-rated rom-com starring Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh. Trailer releases tomorrow.
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if no oneโ€™s got me i know they do
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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง YouTuber Niko Omilana holds the letter 'L' during Rishi Sunak's speech after he holds a seat in Parliament. The camera tries moving Niko out of frame.
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Can't help but see the BBC devoting something like 20 times more airtime to Reform than the Greens, despite both making historic gains and new inroads, a prime example of how we got into this mess in the first place.
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Emily Maitlis, "You are funny, let's be honest. You call David Cameron a posh boy but Boris Johnson has been to the exact same school and had the same upbringing, is absolutely fine" Nadine Dorries, "No no no, I have to address that" Emily Maitlis, "They're all very privileged people, but somehow you chose the one you love" Nadine Dorries, "Noooo.. Boris Johnson had no money growing up.. He knows what hardship is like" Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "He went to Eton, what are you talking about" Nadine Dorries, "He went on a scholarship" Rory Stewart, "No he didn't"
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Alastair Campbell trying to explain politics to Nadine Dorries #C4BritainDecides
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Watching Nadine Dorries shitting into her hands and clapping for attention on the C4 News election show is compulsory viewing. Sheโ€™s so out of her depth, like watching a gerbil pilot the International Space Station.
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the vibes on Channel 4 are like being a witness to a family argument during Christmas Dinner
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Actually, its only a Portillo Moment if it comes from the Portilleux region in France otherwise its just sparkling seat loss
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my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:
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