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28-she/they🌻 bi ace who never is in possession of the braincell

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Joined March 2012
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i can and will yes 🔗:archiveofourown.org/works/76…
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this is my vent art
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this fanfic shit is easy
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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hayden shush
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60. he’s perfect
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oh you silly buddy shane
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40. i’m so fkn scared rn
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HAHHAHAHAHA shane buddy go harder trust me he will reciprocate
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18. shane hollander will learn to flirt
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the cunty garden gnome in my yard
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Troy: Things are getting pretty heated between harris and I Ilya, flipping through a book: Oh yeah? Troy: The other day he told me I looked good and we made eye contact Ilya, flipping another page: Wow, I hope you were using protection.
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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😊
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if I had a nickel for everytime someone got arrested during a buddie divorce I'd have two nickels…which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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the amount of fanfics i’ve read that use eddie drinking black coffee as a metaphor for denying himself joy/buck 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine
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my fsotus bi, my prince gay, my texas blue, rwrb TWO
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amberglenniceskater 🤝 shanehollanderhockeyplayer 😭
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Everyday I wake up and reach across the bed for my wife (ao3) only to remember she died 5 years ago (5 days ago) and she's not coming back (2-4 weeks)
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i don't want epubs, i don't want pdfs, i want my fics back on ao3 where they belong. i want her back.
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#Hollanov microfic day 7: Baby Swim 👶 🌊 “I have an enemy at baby swim class,” Shane tells Rose over the phone, as he wrestles with the stroller. Daisy giggles, safely strapped to his chest, reaching up one of her fat little hands to tug on his damp hair.
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in book canon alex and henry are NEWLYWEDS WHO JUST MOVED TO TEXAS DURING THE 2026 MIDTERMS. IMAGINE HOW LIT THEY ARE
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Stray moving boxes linger in the corners of their house- their home, now. A honeymoon spent unpacking. Inevitable distractions in the shape of his freshly-minted husband. His husband, pulling out a crisp Stetson and putting it atop tawny hair. Taking everything else off. +
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TEXAS FLIPPED TO BLUE THANK YOU AMBER GLENN THANK YOU CONNOR STORRIE
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