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Broke

@astrastolas

(they/she); enjoyer of film, tv, books, and mathematics; i have opinions on media, art, sports, and politics.

 Canada
Joined June 2023
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my tits look too good for me to be sad over any man
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i love applying for jobs and hearing nothing back while everyone in my family treats me like a loser for not having a job i’m going to lose my mind
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Such a shame for him to expose a such a thoughtful, loyal woman to the ridicule of the fools who now attacking her appearance.
Eva Roytburg (@eva_roytburg) profile pictureEva Roytburg
@eva_roytburgNov 9
The leather jacket thing was actually her idea. She buys all his clothes but everything makes him itch so she decided to just buy leather jackets and shirts for him. Ove the years she’s gotten him like 30- 40 jackets
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I will die for my country IKEA
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i wonder if my ex regrets giving me his extra 3090 when i was building my pc now that they’re worth like a bajillion dollars
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it's crazy that the only way to get a RTX 5080 is by sleeping with Jensen Huang
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@europemaxxedNov 8
He needs the acting jobs more
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Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexNov 7
‘I like taking jobs from younger actors.’ - Robert Pattinson
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Finally! That thing has been 7 inches too far to the right for years, and it’s been driving me mad.
Jason ✨✨ The Cinfluencer (@Disn3yDude) profile pictureJason ✨✨ The Cinfluencer
@Disn3yDudeNov 8
If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
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*explaining partial differential equations to an american*
WhimsicalDragon | Topology Vtuber 🪢🀄 (@Whimsical1337) profile pictureWhimsicalDragon | Topology Vtuber 🪢🀄@Whimsical1337Nov 7
Every PDEs talk has the same structure. Here's the wave equation, it models waves. Here's Burgers' equation it models burgers
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Jean (@jeantuite) profile pictureJean
@jeantuiteNov 5
Pergunta séria, quando Uber não existia como vocês faziam para ir embora das festas 3,4h da manhã?
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I hate when you are knowledgeable about something so you explain it to someone, and they argue about it? I’m telling you a fact, it doesn’t matter if you “don’t think it works that way,” I’m not explaining my opinion I’m saying a true statement. God.
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We must build more donut centers
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Aaron@norapom23Nov 4
DO NOT DO THIS if you are from markham, richmond hill, or oakville
Dmitriy Kovalenko (@neogoose_btw) profile pictureDmitriy Kovalenko
@neogoose_btwNov 1
If you ever feel down because of everything that is going on with your career I tried a practical advice: Lookup your old school mates on LinkedIn. Really makes you proud of what you’ve gone through.
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Canada got universial healthcare cuz the liberal were in a minority & the NDP forced them to it. Same with CPP or dental care. Everything you like about Canada is thanks to NDP. There is nothing to be proud about Canada under Carney liberals. He is killing the working class.
HKTrey (@LegendofLazy) profile pictureHKTrey@LegendofLazyNov 3
Replying to @BeauFedeeze @LLCBCer
We have that and still have better healthcare wow? Sounds like you guys can’t use tax money right if it’s not for blowing up the 45th middle eastern hospital
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mood for the next 24 hours:
Evan Barker (@evanwch) profile pictureEvan Barker
@evanwchNov 3
Today is the Super Bowl for annoying people
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Google is trying to use its monopoly power to force AI into our public schools. No corporation should have the power to dictate how we teach our children.  Our public schools exist to serve students, not to grow the profit margins of Big Tech. nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/go…
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I.

Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I.

Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.

nytimes.com
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@minicatonsolNov 2
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Image from bunilla ᕱᕱ (@snuffedbunny)
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nut in your nonbinary oomf November
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Image from no context the west wing (@LemonLymancom)
Alex Jacquez (@AlexSJacquez) profile pictureAlex Jacquez
@AlexSJacquezNov 2
Don’t understand the concept of an “election night watch party” at all. Election night is not for socializing. It’s for looking at your phone and throwing up
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having someone in the friend group who has some incel tendencies sucks because they absolutely do think fucking up a game’s story to cater to incel men is fine and good writing. actually makes me wanna set my hair on fire
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