they/them/theirs ✨ 26 ✨ Writes fanfic sometimes ✨ Proud member of the Rhys Darby Faction 🏴☠️ If Max won’t make the third season, I’LL DO IT MYSELF 🍊🗡️
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Tiny sad Adrian isn’t going to be in the final version of the piece I’m working on so I’m posting them here #ProjectHailMary
AvoidLighthouses🏴☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
“Do we really want to live in Zaslav's reality, where we have 22 seasons of Bill Maher but no season 3 for the merriest of men? The math isn’t mathing.’”
@EW is asking the real questions in naming #OFMD one of the 2024 cancellations that hurt the most!
ew.com/2024-show-cancellatio…
AvoidLighthouses🏴☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
Netflix just bought a huge studio in New Jersey….
HEY @netflix !!! I SEE YOUR SPENDING MONEY ON NEW STUDIOS….YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT TO PUT IN A STUDIO!?!
GAY
PIRATES
YOU SHOULD GIVE @david_jenkins__ A CALL!
My Twitter feed today is just cheese, fighting, and politics.
Here for the cheese, but I think my enthusiasm for dairy might not be enough to tell the algorithm that I DONT WANT M*G* SHIT ALL OVER MY FYP
AvoidLighthouses🏴☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
“I’ve never had a doubt in my mind. I’ve known—god, I’ve known since before we were even dating. I knew that day you played fucking pirates with my kids in my living room that it was you.”
Okay I think it’s been long enough that he won’t see this but I’m still recovering from being perceived by pirate dad 🫣
AvoidLighthouses🏴☠️ #LongLiveOFMD retweeted
next Cishet person that tells me "ur gonna be ok" is getting their eyes gouged out
I voted. Did my part. Now I just have to deal with the crippling anxiety and sense of possible impending doom that comes with the waiting game 🙃