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AvoidLighthouses🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD

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they/them/theirs ✨ 26 ✨ Writes fanfic sometimes ✨ Proud member of the Rhys Darby Faction 🏴‍☠️ If Max won’t make the third season, I’LL DO IT MYSELF 🍊🗡️

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DAILY OBJECT@dailyobject_Jul 16
DAILY OBJECT 1341: HEXBUG
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teddie 🎶@zimaknightJun 20
TOM. YOU NEED CARBS. YOUR BRAIN RUNS ON GLUCOSE YOU NEED IT FOR SIMPLE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS
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ev 🐁@concorbzMay 23
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G❤️‍🔥@radicallysoft22 Nov 2023
Bothered. Dehydrated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged.
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew@adoptourcrew6 Dec 2024
“Do we really want to live in Zaslav's reality, where we have 22 seasons of Bill Maher but no season 3 for the merriest of men? The math isn’t mathing.’” @EW is asking the real questions in naming #OFMD one of the 2024 cancellations that hurt the most! ew.com/2024-show-cancellatio…
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Taz 🏴‍☠️💜☠️@TazManicPirate5 Dec 2024
Netflix just bought a huge studio in New Jersey…. HEY @netflix !!! I SEE YOUR SPENDING MONEY ON NEW STUDIOS….YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT TO PUT IN A STUDIO!?! GAY PIRATES YOU SHOULD GIVE @david_jenkins__ A CALL!
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ moved to bsky@emcolbs27 Dec 2022
“I’ve never had a doubt in my mind. I’ve known—god, I’ve known since before we were even dating. I knew that day you played fucking pirates with my kids in my living room that it was you.”
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You have nothing to offer me!! #POS
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-CYBERTWINK- 🥀@kris_chrome6 Nov 2024
next Cishet person that tells me "ur gonna be ok" is getting their eyes gouged out
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Samba Schutte@sambaschutte27 Oct 2024
Happy 1 year anniversary to the season 2 finale… babe🫶🏴‍☠️🖤 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡🦄@Seven_Sugars27 Oct 2024
"Like a Prayer" Gentlebeard style. This one is definitely about blow jobs. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧎‍♂️🍆👅💦 @stedecoded_ #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #gentlebeard #OFMDEdit #LikeAPrayer #BlowJobs
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do we think the kids making really emotional edits using the choral version of like a prayer realize that the song is about giving a blow job?
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Samba Schutte@sambaschutte24 Oct 2024
This is how Roach was hired…🏴‍☠️🖤
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Bow🎀 ECCC🌿@leavingthetable18 Oct 2024
⛓️ youtu.be/xwTPvcPYaOo?si=E8lN…
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INKIRTIS | COMMS OPEN@inkirtis9 Oct 2024
When you're lost in the Darkness, look for the Light. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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Our Flag Means Death Frames@ofmdframes1 Oct 2024
do you ever think about how david could be in meetings about a season three return going “no, the fans are literally feral, watch this,” then he posts something seemingly unrelated and just leaves his phone on the table so the execs can watch us do this within seconds
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rose@pirateidiot1 Oct 2024
Lmao Jenkins is having the time of his life fucking with us (as he should)
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ellie@ellmercury30 Sep 2024
never been more scared of our flag means death season three oh no
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Katrina - #LongLiveOFMD@kmostran30 Sep 2024
David liked this, and I'm pretty sure he did that today. Or late last night. Either way, that means he's seen all the clowning in the comments. And still hasn't told us to stop.
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡🦄@Seven_Sugars29 Sep 2024
The OFMD Fandom isn't going anywhere. We're gonna sail, clown, and raise hell forever and ever without end. #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Katrina - #LongLiveOFMD@kmostran28 Sep 2024
So the beautiful, lovely, amazing @meowzawowza_ got me a Cameo for my birthday! I thought I'd share a part for everyone. @sambaschutte says to clown forever!! Thank you both for the wonderful birthday gift! I love you!!
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