I’d complain, but who would listen?

Mercury
Joined March 2014
I own a Porsche it just has a boot
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In order to be a magician, one must first play the fool.
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u just ruined the image I had of u
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I got the kind of idgaf switch that make you questions if I ever fwy to begin wit 😂
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u did what u did so i did what i did
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I love women that grab yo face
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We gotta face the fact that a lot people we love…dgaf about us fr.
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cutting off isn't enough. i need to betray you
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Good lord
masturbation addiction is crazy stuff, i remember one time i made a vow to stop, later that day i rubbed pepper on my hands so when the urge comes i’d remember i have pepper in my hands then i’d stop, you won’t believe the urge came 11pm that night and i went three streets away to get gloves. and glory be to the devil, that day led me to the discovery of the best way to masturbate, gloves in your hands with lube all over it.
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"This your Pussy" is da greatest lie ever told🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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You can always tell when a bitch couldn’t wait to have an issue with you
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They Gone Cross You For Somebody Who Gone Cross Them…
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How the fuck did we roll .5s into swishers like how did that even work
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a whole psychology textbook will never strike as powerfully as this single paragraph by Dostoevsky
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Stop trying to be a gentleman in an age of hoes
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Hey @grok, If You Were A Man, Which Actress Would You Like To Go To A Nightclub With ? 😁😁😁
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Women act like spending on them is some kind of benefit to you, 🥹 that's crazy.
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I can die happy now🥹
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you’re boring that’s why he love his side chick 😂
Ur man just wants some head 😂
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A hoe swear she kno everything till you ask her who that other nigga now she dumb
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Our generation got fucked
This viral Sears story is sparking debate about today’s economy He says full time retail workers could afford a comfortable middle class life back then, sparking a debate about when a steady job stopped being enough to get ahead. [via/ GettyImages]
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