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Wilson

@awesommer

Ugh, how bout no.

 Austin, TX
Joined June 2009
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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A TEXAS-SIZED COMEBACK🤘 TEXAS SCORES 21 UNANSWERED! KNOCKS OFF #1 OHIO STATE 🔗:orangebloods.com/subscribe/
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THE FIRST FCS VS. FBS UPSET BELONGS TO TARLETON STATE 🤯🔥 #FCS
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If I send you this, that means come pick me up cause I ain’t walking 😤 💯 🐐
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This has to be one of those
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 (@oocsitcoms) profile pictureno context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
@oocsitcoms24 Mar 2025
what is the FUNNIEST scene in a sitcom/tv show?
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Here is the 2025 NCAA Tournament bracket, but with tip times, locations, and the network the games air on.
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In a first for Texas, a sports bar dedicated to women’s sports will open soon in Austin. Co-founders Debra Hallum and Marlene Du Plessis have been working for about a year to bring the concept to life, and the finish line is now in sight. trib.al/A83alU8
Women’s sports bar finds location, sets sights on opening ahead of March Madness

Women’s sports bar finds location, sets sights on opening ahead of March Madness

1972: ATX Women’s Sports Pub plans to open this spring in the space that was previously Moody’s Bar and Kitchen on Guadalupe Street.

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RIP Bob Uecker. There will never be another.
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Hey Siri, “What does heart look like?”: Siri:
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Happy Halloween Yall 🤘
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) The Black Knight sketch is pure unadulterated gruesome comedy gold. 'Tis but a scratch.
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Being a Cowboys/Longhorns fan isn't for the weak.....
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Sark at halftime
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"Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore" 🇺🇸 Especially not with Prine himself watching the pearly gates. Today we're celebrating John Prine's incredible life and music on what would have been his 78th birthday - Handsome Johnny in hand! 🍹
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@TheCinesthetic9 Oct 2024
name THE hardest line in all of fiction.
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