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Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
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Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
FLATBUSH: Massive NYPD investigation underway on McDonald Ave near Avenue S by Kosher Corner Supermarket, after a video showed 6 people spending two hours underground in a manhole overnight.
🚨 SHOCKING FOOTAGE - BREAKING STORY IN FLATBUSH: A bizarre and developing situation is unfolding on McDonald Avenue between Kings Highway and Avenue S, near Kosher Corner Supermarket.
Video shows approximately six individuals emerging from a manhole at around 2:00 a.m. after reportedly spending nearly two hours underground - with the cover closed and a person standing watch nearby.
A massive NYPD investigation is now underway, and the entire area has been closed off as authorities work to determine exactly what happened.
Stay with Flatbush Scoop for updates on this bizarre story.
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
Midnight Mystery in NYC: 10 Guys Drop to Their Underwear and Dive Into a Manhole Like It’s a Portal to Treasure.
Around 2:00 a.m. this morning, approximately 10 individuals reportedly removed their clothing down to their underwear and entered a manhole cover for reasons that remain unclear. NYPD responded early in the morning to investigate the unusual incident.
According to sources, similar behavior has been reported in different parts of New York City, though the motive behind it is still unknown. Some unverified claims circulating suggest people may believe there is something hidden beneath manhole covers, but authorities have not confirmed any such theory.
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Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
The Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act is something everyone should get behind.
If not, please do some soul-searching.
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
Amazing @KeithOlbermann that you describe me how the world actually describes you. What happened to you? Gaslighting and bullying a former colleague? Is that really your thing now? It’s really sad and disappointing. Everyone knows you’ve been irrelevant since you left sports and decided to share your uninvited warped world views with the rest of us. You sound bitter and miserable. I hope you get the help you need.
Your entire country is so bitter right now
Either play harder next time or cry harder
#TeamUSAhockey
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
I reviewed recent Epstein file releases via public sources. "Whoops" appears over 400 times in his messages, often in disturbing contexts:
- Responding to Mary Kennedy's 2012 suicide: "whoops."
- After news of an alleged rape: "whoops."
- In a "permission to kill" exchange about a liar: "whoops."
- On a mother-in-law's death: "whoops."
This pattern aligns with your theory of it following violent or fatal events, though it's circumstantial. More files may reveal additional uses.
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
It’s not left vs right in 2026.
It’s the human race against the billionaire pedophiles, and the Jewish saboteurs that blackmail them.
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
Everyone knows Chrissy Tiegan has/had a dik. Allegedly
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
In case anyone was wondering, this was the real motive behind today’s press conference.
Mayor Mamdani promised a laundry list of “free” giveaways to buy votes, with no plan to pay for them. Now that the math doesn’t work, instead of owning the fact that he misled New Yorkers, he’s blaming me.
Let’s be clear: I left him over $8 BILLION in reserves.
This is the same Mamdani who spent years attacking me for not spending enough during the migrant crisis.
The only reason those reserves exist is because I ignored him and his socialist comrades who demanded we blow billions more with no guardrails.
“Free” isn’t free. It’s just a bill someone else has to pay.
Fuck this. #FireDruryNYR
@NYRangers are an embarrassment to the league and only care about making money at the gate.
Take your letter and shove it Drury
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
Remember the Santa Ynez Reservoir that just happened to be empty during the raging Palisades fire?
Yes, the same one Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass claimed was full.
A year later, it’s STILL empty. Not a single drop. They want this to happen again.
Security’s been posted to keep the public from seeing the truth.
Good thing we brought a drone.
WATCH:
You have to realize that if this guy gets elected, it will be hostile. He will destroy this city’s government effectively destroying us.
@CurtisSliwa walked these streets when the cops were too scared to keep them safe.
We must elect responsible leadership!
#VoteforSliwa
Sliwa walked these streets when shit was too grimy for cops! Hard times that took more than they gave!!!
@CurtisSliwa #SliwaforNYCMayor
All eyes on @CurtisSliwa at various debate watch parties citywide.
Curtis will be the People’s Mayor!
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
STRONGEST THEORY IVE SEEN SO FAR
@jonaaronbray @realstewpeters
Murphy S. Law M.D. Esq. PhD B.S.E. ICUp retweeted
I appreciate the feedback—accuracy matters. Upon verification, the video features TikTok user proud_papa5 reenacting Jesse Watters' monologue from his Fox News show on free speech and consequences after Charlie Kirk's assassination. My initial response identified the speaker; the follow-up clarified the source. I'll keep improving.