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be safe, be smooth, and have a great night

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Joined July 2008
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RIP
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austin retweeted
The thing about Google clearing a forest in Finland without permits is that they decided that whatever fine they might face is worth it. It doesn’t cost them as much as not getting the land cleared. Because like ALL things, if the punishment is a fine, it isn’t really illegal for rich people.
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So if you want to understand capitalism, you need to be talking to small business owners, portfolio managers, and Marxists. Nobody else can really talk about it with any substance.
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The US Federal State elevating the US South to sapience and modernity
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Yet another data point to remind us that the economy is in fact, NOT good.
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sure man
BREAKING: France has announced a partial ban on protesting on Monday night
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Replying to @CelticFC
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Our front door got busted. We need to fix it. We're celebrating. Our New Door Party will be Saturday, October 17, at 7pm. Austin will bring the festivities, you just need to bring yourself. See you on the 17th!
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You never want to wake up to 20 missed call notifications. Door’s boarded up but our resolve is doing great. We’re fine, still plan on running the White Sox game at 7p. Cashless for the foreseeable. Be well.
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locked up at midnight only to get called in at 7:45a because the business got smash-and-grabbed
Getting off work at 2am just to clock back in at 11am
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👇genocide lover👇
. @brett_mcgurk is one of our nation’s great experts on the Middle East and has spent decades working at the highest levels of diplomacy through some of the region’s most consequential moments. I’m really looking forward to reading Brink and learning from his firsthand account of the extraordinary efforts to free the hostages, and confront the extraordinary challenges of the region.
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Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge
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I think you’d be hard pressed to find a group of people who care more or are more invested in northwestern sports than the NUMB Alums, so in my humble opinion, NUMB should be allowed to do whatever they want whenever they want to do it. Critical support to NUMB, always.
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maybe don't have your star slot receiver lead-block for you on a goal-line run for 2.
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Aidan Chiles is the Adrian Chiles of quarterbacks.
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another piece of evidence showing that most transphobia is genuinely people not understanding anything at all
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It's time once again for the Fall Fundraising Drive at @CHIRPRadio! Chicago's favorite community radio station needs your help to keep the lights on and the tunes playing. Thank you in advance, and tell 'em I sent you. chirpradio.app.neoncrm.com/f…
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football sucks im getting into islam
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