In my dictatorship… if you choose to live in an entertainment district (ahem, Soho) and complain to the council about noise, you will absolutely be thrown in a labour camp for 10 years, and your home will be requisitioned by the state while you pick strawberries for a decade.
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the charm of halloween costumes are that there's a DIY element to them. a magazine-level photoshoot for costumes crafted by team of costume designers, makeup artists, and hair stylists isn't interesting to look at. and why are you posting it on like october 22nd?
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went out with a baddie recently and she started talking about birkins mid date. i said damn i really need to get out of academia man. i'm sorry guys, this marxism business not fun if you love beautiful women
I can narrow down my heartbreak to one random house party I wasn’t even supposed to be at in March this year #butterflyeffect
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every so often there’s a conversation about somalis not led by a somali on twitter and it’s so irritating












