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the good hunter’s guide to a bad night retweeted
non zero chance that world war three happens because LLMs were all trained on, amongst everything else, hacky airport natsec thrillers
the good hunter’s guide to a bad night retweeted
*Finally* someone writes about the fact that, thanks to the sophistication of modern early detection pregnancy tests, we have discovered that you can be a little bit pregnant
Pregnancy tests draw a misleading, somewhat arbitrary, binary between a state of being pregnant and not being pregnant. You can be kind of pregnant, a little bit pregnant, or almost pregnant, or maybe pregnant, and still test positive for pregnancy. Pregnancy tests, particularly at-home urine tests, capture a moment in time at which an embryo has implanted and is interfacing with the uterus in some way. “We define how we understand the beginning of pregnancy based on this snapshot, but such a freeze-frame contains limited information,” Apoorva Tadepalli writes. Read more about the difficult task of determining when pregnancy actually begins: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/Q9…
the good hunter’s guide to a bad night retweeted
I fucked my whole life up. I fucked my whole life up. I fucked my whole life up. [I notice it is 3 AM]. I'll continue in the morning.
this framing is so fucked. no, it’s not incredibly important to have something that has existed for all of five minutes
the good hunter’s guide to a bad night retweeted
top 5 things to tell your oomf:
1. sell me this 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙚
2. what are your intentions with my 𝙙𝙢𝙨
3. i 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 you
4. my eyes are 𝙪𝙥 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
5. do you want my 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙫
now replace every vowel with "get money."
the good hunter’s guide to a bad night retweeted
imagining a guy who doesn't like 'pet sounds' calling it 'slop john b'
when i went to college, i knew i didn’t want to study computer. and then i got tricked into studying computer instead of doing something useful. and now here i am.
the good hunter’s guide to a bad night retweeted
which is also the disorder that makes me wander around my room/rot in bed instead of playing games I want to play cuz apparently thats an "important task" for my brain so I gotta find a way to not do it because the "right moment" will eventually come
