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PvtriQt|Master of The Computer Who Shocked The World|CIA plant|Professional Joe Biden Glazer|Person|https://nitter.cf/t.co/Ctbe7yEm8h|GTA 6 Voice Actor|2SS Enjoyer

Saddam’s hideout
Joined September 2023
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They’re calling it the worst colour scheme ever
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🚨JUST IN: Labour (37%) surpasses the Reform party (33%) in the UK general election odds
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You are hiding BBWs in your basement are you not?
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She still hasn’t replied
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The one who looks like he tastes better than Key is Peele
Is Keyin Peele the guy on the left or the right
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It's called going back to our roots
Republicans in 2016: we are Hitler and we're going to kill you Democrats in 2016: Pokemon GO! to the Polls! Republicans in 2026: Goku and Sonic say "No" to brown people! Dems in 2026: We are Mussolini and we are going to VOTE :)
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I’ve started to unironically get mizrahi clips on my tl
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My most authoritarian belief is that e-bikes must be entirely banned
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Does anyone have that video where it’s question time but they’re all Nigel farage
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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White people call me a “sex offender” when America’s first President owned 300 slaves
White people call Mao a “dictator” when America’s first President owned 300 slaves.
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Healthiest American meal
What do you mean breakfast "pockets" are something we can make at home?!
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This is what Americans eat on a daily basis
What do you mean breakfast "pockets" are something we can make at home?!
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Replying to @SouthernWintrs
hamas at the destroy israel competition when the median haredim walks in
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Which way, western man?
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RT if you’re on the left:
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DON’T WORRY ERETZ YISRAEL, PVTRIQTS ARE IN CONTROL!!!
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I’m convinced hila knew the whole time because this is a crazy shout
Hila claims Tamara looks like their kids Ethan klein looks so terrified
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