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champagne-swilling plutocrat • data scientist

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Joined June 2024
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every day can be halloween if you’re haunted by your own life choices
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All this country does is traumatize you and give you debt. I’m tired
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Nah, some of you need to kick the bucket.
“Tinubu should be commended for going solar because that leaves more power for Nigerians to access.” Hajia Kemi Asekun Shittu, APC Presidential Campaign Spokesperson, defends the President's decision to use solar power, arguing that it could ease pressure on the national grid. Responding to concerns about Nigerians still struggling with electricity supply, she pointed to the growing population the national grid now has to serve and said solar energy offers an alternative. #NigeriaInfoHF @Babylawyer_1
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very soon, that white cloth go cover him head 🙏🏽
Moment Tinubu landed in in Mecca 🕋
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Kai. 🤣
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“Be a good boy for mommy” With your small breasts?😂
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This meme always takes me out. 🤣
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Protect this young lady at all costs!!!
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The Band system is unfair because utility customers paying the same taxes and similar baseline tariffs in lower bands receive vastly inferior infrastructure investment and grid reliability compared to Band A areas.
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You guys if Tinubu wins again we are finished. God won’t save you, whatever you worship won’t save you, the money you think you have right now won’t save you. We would be entirely and totally fucked.
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something as basic as electricity!! why do we have to beg for something like that?? gosh.
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We can't continue like this, I hate this country so much.
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He’s lowkey spitting.
My advice to ODUMODU Black (part 1)
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. @IkejaElectric E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA
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Paying stupid money in taxes and rent for me not to have decent electricity in the year 2026.
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The state of electricity in the country is reason enough not to vote the fragile vegetable in office for a second term.
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Omo.
person go kiss this one come twitter say he no dey kiss ashawo 😂😂
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🙂‍↔️ what a dunce.
Make we put public funds for bank for interest so we can get rich, oro ago 😂 We lack amenities o, no standard healthcare service o or even educational system o
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You people cannot be serious.
You guys come on twitter and think everyone is a dead babe like you. Better know now that we’re not all the same.
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btw, a senator earns more than the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, double a British MP, and way more than a fucking US Senator. And before the Naira crash they engineered, a senator took home more in raw US dollars than the President of the United States himself!!
I really hate this NELFUND argument. And as usual those defending the government have concluded that one of the most lavish administrations in the world cannot afford to fund tertiary education. UNESCO recommends that at least 15–20% of the federal budget be allocated to education. That is the barest minimum. But of course, this forward-thinking government of the people gives barely 5%, as there are presidential aircraft to be refurbished, SUV fleets to be upgraded, and villas to be renovated, so they cannot afford to invest in education, unfortunately. Instead, they pass the burden onto you by giving you loans. No government that blows billions on frivolities should have the audacity to tell its citizens it cannot give education the barest minimum, yet even with the second highest number of out-of-school children in the world, they do. Because they know for a fact that a number of you have reached such levels of idiocy that you will clap when they spit in your face. And scream for joy and praise them, in your poverty-induced myopia, for their "benevolence", calling it a "good initiative", and start drawing parallels to the US, UK, Canada, and Australia. They enjoyed the same education for free, pulled the ladder up behind them, and now hand you a loan instead. And yet you praise them for your future debts, calling it "interest-free" and that you can pay back "only when you're comfortable." Can you not see that you're mad?
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