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champagne-swilling plutocrat • data scientist

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Joined June 2024
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every day can be halloween if you’re haunted by your own life choices
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All this country does is traumatize you and give you debt. I’m tired
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very soon, that white cloth go cover him head 🙏🏽
Moment Tinubu landed in in Mecca 🕋
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“Be a good boy for mommy” With your small breasts?😂
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Protect this young lady at all costs!!!
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You guys if Tinubu wins again we are finished. God won’t save you, whatever you worship won’t save you, the money you think you have right now won’t save you. We would be entirely and totally fucked.
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something as basic as electricity!! why do we have to beg for something like that?? gosh.
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We can't continue like this, I hate this country so much.
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. @IkejaElectric E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA
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btw, a senator earns more than the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, double a British MP, and way more than a fucking US Senator. And before the Naira crash they engineered, a senator took home more in raw US dollars than the President of the United States himself!!
I really hate this NELFUND argument. And as usual those defending the government have concluded that one of the most lavish administrations in the world cannot afford to fund tertiary education. UNESCO recommends that at least 15–20% of the federal budget be allocated to education. That is the barest minimum. But of course, this forward-thinking government of the people gives barely 5%, as there are presidential aircraft to be refurbished, SUV fleets to be upgraded, and villas to be renovated, so they cannot afford to invest in education, unfortunately. Instead, they pass the burden onto you by giving you loans. No government that blows billions on frivolities should have the audacity to tell its citizens it cannot give education the barest minimum, yet even with the second highest number of out-of-school children in the world, they do. Because they know for a fact that a number of you have reached such levels of idiocy that you will clap when they spit in your face. And scream for joy and praise them, in your poverty-induced myopia, for their "benevolence", calling it a "good initiative", and start drawing parallels to the US, UK, Canada, and Australia. They enjoyed the same education for free, pulled the ladder up behind them, and now hand you a loan instead. And yet you praise them for your future debts, calling it "interest-free" and that you can pay back "only when you're comfortable." Can you not see that you're mad?
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You see the classism I posted about the other day, other areas that are Band B, Band C and Bandits have not seen light for weeks. No apologies nor any closure. This system must be broken and rebuilt.
Dear Esteemed Customer, We apologize for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for October 25th and 26th, 2026.
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I am tired…
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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If You Have Competence and Energy to Serve, Come and Campaign - Obi We can no longer accept people who are elected and not available. The president of Nigeria must be available at all times and must tour all over Nigeria. Peter Obi, Presidential Candidate, NDC
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Ai Videos be like sometimes 🤣
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That PFA player of the year award
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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CIVILITY IS NOT WEAKNESS. ENOUGH OF THE HARASSMENT OF MY SUPPORTERS. RELEASE RILWAN OLAWALE NOW. The continued intimidation and harassment of my supporters across the country, the latest being the case of Rilwan Olawale, is disturbing and unacceptable. President Bola Tinubu has remained a huge beneficiary of our democracy and should not brazenly be destroying it by encouraging and facilitating violence. Our campaign is peaceful and issue-driven, focused on offering Nigerians a credible alternative built on competence, accountability, justice, and compassion. We have chosen the path of peace, not violence; persuasion, not intimidation. However, nobody should mistake our civility for weakness, our restraint for fear, or our commitment to peace for an absence of resolve. We will not be intimidated into silence, nor will we abandon Nigerians who believe in a New Nigeria that is possible and will be OK. I therefore demand transparency regarding Rilwan Olawale’s arrest, his release, respect for his rights, and an end to politically motivated harassment. No government or political party has the right to deny Nigerians the freedom to support a candidate of their choice. We will remain peaceful but resolute. We will not resort to violence, but we will stand firmly and lawfully against every attempt to undermine our democratic rights. A New Nigeria is POssible and will be OK. -PO
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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