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fat comedian

Los Angeles, Ca
Joined April 2009
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I shot a short film this past weekend and we used the nicest woman’s house as a location. When she saw me in my fake mustache, she said “you really look so much like my husband.” and you know what? I do.
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Steve Hernandez retweeted
Shocked by critical enthusiasm for the cheerful, facile, sickly-sweet Club Kid, which—thinking back to myself as a starting-out movie-lover—would have made me rush out to see it and come out feeling deceived and indignant, sure that the future had already passed officialdom by.
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What if this was about the other thing Michael Jackson is famous for
How many Michael Jackson level talents do you think lived in the middle ages and were just huge legends to their village of 400 people in Spain
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Steve Hernandez retweeted
I hate that I watch this every time it comes on the TL.
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Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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New episode of Horned Up with me and @BigHern is out now wherever you watch and listen.
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Annoying how they sell bags of candy in 24 pieces, but packs of razor blades are 18!
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Boomers in their 20s: I have a job and I am having so much fun Gen X in their 20s: I have a job and I am having a bad time Millennials in their 20s: I can’t get a job and I am having so much fun Gen Z in their 20s: I can’t get a job and I am having a bad time
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get fucked (complimentary)
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Time's up, boys. New episode of Horned Up with me and @BigHern is out now wherever you watch and listen!
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A fun audition story: When I first moved to LA, I was auditioning for the same role as Sebastian Maniscalco for a NBC show. When I walked in, I had never met him before, but he instantly handed me fifty cents to feed the meter on his car and I was too nervous to say no. HOLLYWOOD
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New episode of Horned Up with me and @BigHern is out now!
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Elephant Graveyard and Chill
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Emma Watson stuns in newly shared pictures.
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Tough month for loop pedals.
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The problem with casual sex is for far too many of y’all it’s fast casual
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a man for sure took this blurry-ass pic too
Boys night at the Cellar
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I'm so impressed that the anonymous Elephant Graveyard managed to both do the dance people paid to see, while also making a video lamenting the fact that he has to do it at all. this might be his best yet. youtube.com/watch?v=wn9pQb4u…
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