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BLAP

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Joined January 2019
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you awake to 100k lumens of seasonal affective disorder lamp streaming into your pod. at the table, your caffeine pill and cold glass of huel await. you sit down, pop a handful of fresh bugs, and open today's edition of skunkledger.substack.com. life is good.
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filled out the form to transfer from bits to atoms but they sent it back saying I still need to select between carbon, aluminum, and lithium. I also get automatically cross-registered as tokens unless I opt out
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the Curse of Relief Pitcher Curtis Leskanic strikes again
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BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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theonion.com/red-sox-attempt…
Red Sox Attempt To Break Fabled 'Curse Of Relief Pitcher Curtis Leskanic'

Red Sox Attempt To Break Fabled 'Curse Of Relief Pitcher Curtis Leskanic'

BOSTON—The Boston Red Sox, who have failed to win a single World Series since the departure of relief pitcher Curtis Leskanic in 2004, are attempting to defy the odds and do the impossible: reverse...

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Fleet first-round pick Grace Dwyer from Cornell will act as interim Manny Ramirez until a successor can be found
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What we know about the Sonnet 5 distillation attack
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between charybdis and upside down charybdis
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i actually don’t mind having spiders on me, but if they’re on me then i’m suddenly tracking a new thing and i don’t want to kill it and also why is it on me and why are there so many on me etc
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omg they found the first nerd
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oof
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I wonder if logging into my secure account will cause me to get what I need
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Thanks for having me! I can move myself to the Applications Folder if you’d like
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this is exactly how I want to show up for my friends
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deny.... accuse......
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people will say "don't hire brilliant assholes" then spend their whole day talking to a savant robot they wish they could lash with a fish stick
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