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i actually don’t mind having spiders on me, but if they’re on me then i’m suddenly tracking a new thing and i don’t want to kill it and also why is it on me and why are there so many on me etc
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AI is superficially impressive but it's far from worthy of dethroning Allen Iverson as the de-facto proprietor to the acronym, as it lacks: 1. Aura, 2. Ingenuity. It's not spawning any kind of burgeoning inhuman consciousness, it's just a model which parses the Akashic substrate to produce memetic amalgamations of prior outputs. It's useful as far as syncretizing formulaic redundancies goes, so by all means enjoy gooning to an uncanny simulacrum of Hitler and Hatsune Miku 69'ing, but I'll be studying Iverson's historic run with the 76ers and applying his versatile ball-handling ability to lead my YMCA rec team to glory and get my balls handled by some section-8 princess with Ass Injections.
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If someone sneaks past you, you're a snuckold.
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To attract faeries to your backyard, you may think you should build a toadstool cottage, or miniature Victorian house; DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY. The faeries yearn for a complex maze of PVC pipes
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I'm trying to show you that the synthesis between thoughtless woke seed oils and cheugy antiwoke beef tallow exists in pure white soft coconut oil
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applying for a nat'l endowment of the arts fellowship like "his blue eyes glinting like storms of steel, vince elan's quill quivered above the parchment declaring independence in trad calligraphy. with the hard resolution of a 4k LED monitor, he signed the document--anti-wokely"
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Replying to @adancerdances
what's the modern equivalent of the computer
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when people talk about “agency” as a virtue one should cultivate, to what extent are they trying to point at something different than what people are trying to point at when they talk about “courage”?
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When you digest an organism, you're just breaking down their cells for materials with which to build your own. Inefficient. I should be allowed to use the original cells. I should be able to sway them to my cause
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there are only two kinds of things in the world, ikebana workshops and agent platforms b2b saas? agents platform llvm? ikebana workshop despite being about arranging flowers, lego botanicals are actually agent platforms
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I wrote something about working at TSMC. Linked below.
Image from Rachel (@rayefull)
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Replying to @blapchat
transmission transhumanism
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ah to be a crisp apple happily dangling in the brisk crimson fall with a little worm eating at its heart
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making spirituality into your identity is like sucking on the finger pointing at the moon
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@vividvoid27 Oct 2024
I unfollowed about 200 "spiritual" accounts and started following a bunch of regular moms and dads just posting about their families, and my timeline is probably 3x wiser and more loving now
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OK. Suggestion: let's recommend pairings of a non-fiction book and a fiction book that complement each other first request: what's a good fiction pairing for "Capital in the Twenty-First Century" by Thomas Piketty
Image from bashu, thanks (@bashu_thanks)
maybe (@maebichka) profile picturemaybe@maebichka7 Oct 2024
I just read a dense nonfiction book for 2 hours straight?!??!? Please clap (to celebrate not the "accomplishment" but the fact that actually it turns out I still have the capacity to enjoy and deep-dive into things I am interested in) My secret is-
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Most of these divination styles—the analysis of tea leaves, of entrails, of birds, of palms—are technically photomancy, as they are based on patterns transmitted to you by light reflected into your eyes
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Listen vibecamp. In 20,000 years of recorded history of being back , NOBODY has ever been so BACK as we are now because we Are So BACK BABY This account is open. DM us photos (with their handle and consent) of the dripped out ppl at vibecamp. We start with @soundrotator
Image from Vibecamp Street Style (@vibecampdrip)
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hunter gathering would be so fun if you had a phone
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Is today A GOOD EYE or A WOOD DIE? Call it.
69%A GOOD EYE
31%A WOOD DIE
137 votes • Final results
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When I see a take that infuriates me, I copy it by hand to a little notebook I've titled "Petty Grievances". I've found that if I don't, I'll quickly forget about them
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