me, eating candy: mmmmm a sweet treat for me :-)
me, looking at the wrappers after i’m finished: i deserve nothing good in life and im also gross
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Love that Snoopy cooked a nice dinner for his good buddy Woodstock and made random bullshit for Charlie
“jimmy, that is honest to god HATEFUL.” - grandma, after jim (her son, my father in law) said that they had an electric blanket at their house when he was young.
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Clearly taking the substance I just don’t know who his younger guy is
“this was a good idea on election night” - folks behind me at the 7:00pm showing of Conclave at our local AMC
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Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.
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A stop-motion ‘OVER THE GARDEN WALL’ short has been released by Aardman to celebrate the show’s 10th anniversary. nitter.cf/cartoonnetwork/status/…
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‘WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL’ debuts at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
• 5th Wallace & Gromit project to get a 100% rating
• Described as one of the best & most hilarious animated movies of 2024
Read our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review: bit.ly/GromitDF
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"Mundane Halloween" returns!
It's that time of year again, when Japanese website @dailyportalz holds its annual contest to dress up as something super ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2024 contest!
yall are still on tiktok when instagram reels are right there. no doomsday. no tiktok shop. get with the program sheeple





























