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Joined November 2018
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Kristen I will pay you money to stop telling us about your marriage
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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Its almost "circle back after the holidays" time in corporate America
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Pick me choose me love me ass bitch
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I watched this like 10x "don't hang up" lmaooo
Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭
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I’m sorry this the funniest shit I seen in a while very original
Reffing at LA fitness
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selena randomly looking good asf here.. y2k fashion is ur home, stay away from clean girl
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunite in new segment for Rare Beauty.
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he saw your stomach thru the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little
being fat will seriously have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if he see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much
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At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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If I was eleven years old this would have hit me like crack cocaine. But I’m twenty two so this hit me like regular cocaine
Jennifer Lawrence confirms she will be returning as Katniss Everdeen in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ "It was so crazy. It was the same crew. And with Josh and Woody… it was so emotional. Josh and I didn’t walk to the bathroom without our arms around each other." (Via @callherdaddy)
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Mckenna Grace you're so crazy. her dress is literally the 50th Hunger Games arena😭😭
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well go get amc a list and watch a movie
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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I’m going to assume he was planning to kill her.
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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if someone accused me falsely of having an affair with ethan klein I would be on the local news denying that shit yesterday
Ok here's what gets me about the Ethan Klein drama, is there actual confirmation that he was cheating with that one girl or did someone just pick a random woman and everyone else ran with it
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i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
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"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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I’m so sorry to this person, but I am in fucking tears over this lmfaoooooooo when it pans out hahahahahaha
부활절날 연극인 예수가 진짜 예수를 만날뻔 원래 10피트만 올라갈 예정이었는데 크레인 기사가 100피트 높이로 올려버림
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Ethan needs to be careful because Ned is a dom leaning switch looking for a bratty sub to maybe get to know his beautiful house
Try Guys’ Ned Fulmer slams Ethan Klein’s affair after he criticized his own infidelity: “karma's a b*tch, huh?”
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She is, unfortunately, one of the funniest people alive
Trisha Paytas as Troy Bolton from ‘High School Musical’ for Halloween.
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