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guy named balls

@bobsredmilf

baby girl U are so weird and offputting | sXe

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Joined January 2020
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im like the ted kaczynski of lovebombing
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xD (@jackiecore666) profile picture
xD@jackiecore66611h
Democrat campaign ads in 2026: Listen, I'm a registered Republican. I love America. I hate transgender. But I'm running as a Democrat this election to teach Trump and his cronies: They Not Like Us. Republican campaign ads in 2026: They're at your door they're here to kill you
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Max Read@readmaxreadOct 29
yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Le fat bastard (@geek_u_s_a) profile pictureLe fat bastard@geek_u_s_aOct 27
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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rush mountmore@wombxynOct 29
you will watch seals get closer and closer to the real world until its you holding the phone
pee pee pingus 🐌 (@peepeepingus) profile picturepee pee pingus 🐌
@peepeepingusOct 26
i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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DeviantPigg
@DefectivePiggOct 28
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i forgot that the walmart website is essentially amazon wild west now so i ordered humidifier filters without reading the fine print only to be notified that they were shipping from GUANGZHOU. they came loose in a plastic mailer with this return address. Am i going to die today
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last night i had a dream about new pi morning glory muffin except it was bigger and when they rung it up at checkout it was $7.77. so i guess last night i had a nightmare about new pi morning glory muffin
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things we learned from the guy in front of us at thundercat in the span of 75 seconds: -he is from fort dodge -he is autistic -he is on blow right now -he has a degree in turf cutting and maintenance -he can’t do that anymore though because he has epilepsy
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal (@ProjectLiberal) profile pictureProject Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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no need to fucking brag
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry (@henryd91932) profile pictureHenry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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sev@sevariiiaOct 26
YES!!!!
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OSIRIS ASSAD (@Osirisassad) profile pictureOSIRIS ASSAD
@OsirisassadOct 26
So let me figure this out.. yall are ok with minors going under sex changes ????
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there is a college student in my building with a bichon and it’s so unnerving i didn’t know they let people under the age of 65 get those dogs
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I WRITE THE DICTIONARY ‼️
alisa (@squirtstain) profile picturealisa@squirtstainOct 23
the perfect job - earns enough to sustain life - defensible before god - can be easily explained to a child
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i just need to say i think it’s really sick and twisted that jane schoenbrun is coming to speak in iowa city this weekend but they arent sending one of her agents who happens to be one of my best friends in the whole world. it feels conspiratorial. is all im saying
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#ClaireInIowaChallenge cmon everybody’s doing it
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august@regularaugustOct 23
This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
asma 🍀 (@asylusma) profile pictureasma 🍀@asylusmaOct 21
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THE DAYDRINK FOUNDER IS THE HEAD OF COFFEE AT COGNITION . BROTHER
varepsilon (@var_epsilon) profile picturevarepsilon
@var_epsilonOct 21
head of coffee at an AI startup is kind of an incredible role ngl
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Meg evil edition 🦇 (@mushm0on) profile picture
Meg evil edition 🦇@mushm0onOct 21
Contact lens for when I get cyclops surgery
naomi (@lachancenaomi27) profile picturenaomi@lachancenaomi27Oct 20
Crazy post I just got
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we’re streaking down gilbert later if you wanna join
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Maia Poet🦎 (@thepeacepoet99) profile pictureMaia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 19
Unlike Hunter Schafer, I am a woman. And because I am a woman, I have never needed to get my non-existent penis or testicles surgically amputated. Hope this helps!
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i do have a maia poet facebook message screenshot for every situation but it does make me a little sad!
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