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Steve Finesse

@bplmurphy

Professional dickhead.

 London
Joined February 2009
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This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell
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evdokios@evdokiosNov 2
podcasts were a mistake
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tater tot
@parakeetnebulaNov 2
The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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Sam Lee
@SamLeeNov 1
They spent half time telling Isak to go down and exaggerate the foul, now Neville is telling Mac Allister to get up. It’s the same thing in spirit
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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EPL Bible
@EPLBibleNov 1
My thoughts and prayers go out to Gabriel at this really difficult time. 😳
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anoyonce@thisisnotnayanNov 1
they’re surgically removing the spark in my eyes tomorrow
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@UtdJBTNov 1
When we play City in the Championship next year remember that we earned our place They had to cheat to get there
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@KalshiSportsOct 31
WILD: Manchester United now has a 20% chance of relegation, via Kalshi. Can United turn their season around?
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D@more_dreMNov 1
me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV
arman (@SURVlVALHORROR) profile picturearman@SURVlVALHORRORMar 31
this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Copied word for word. x.com/neowokio/statu…
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Pooping would be top 5 human experiences if wiping wasnt necessary
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Evan Lazarus@elazie_Oct 31
What do you mean you’re the sunburn girl from the Pitt
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Michael@_britmonkeyOct 31
can't believe what Andy Burnham has done to this country after only a few months in power. Dead bodies in the streets, children dressed in rags begging for food at my door, supermarkets full of cobwebs. Don't vote Labour!
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🕷️@dxvd123Oct 31
Tielemans and Luke Shaw's conversation on the bench today

Big John earns Guinness World Records title

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saniyahuh?@s444niyaOct 30
does anyone know roughly how much longer
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A_@a_brns_Oct 31
🤖 Made with AI
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@owenthfc__Oct 31
Imagine we took TalkSport to court because of Cundy mucking about the last 6 months. I'd actually be sick out of embarrassment
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@owenthfc__Oct 31
Imagine we took TalkSport to court because of Cundy mucking about the last 6 months. I'd actually be sick out of embarrassment
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Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsredOct 31
Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
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Halloween is the perfect opportunity to pass out all the ketchup and sauce packs you've been accumulating all year.
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ّ@paolo_is_deadOct 28
nick woltemade vs genoa (away)
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Django Gold@djangoOct 29
unfortunately that trick where a movie trailer slows down a Top 40 song and makes it all melancholy works expertly on me - I'm dumb as shit, keep 'em coming
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 30
well we all knew these glorious utopian years we've had couldn't last forever
BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) profile pictureBBC Politics
@BBCPoliticsOct 29
"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

Budget forecasts show growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.

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