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Official Artemi Panarin Appreciation Account.
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It took 10 games out of Hiller’s system
Brandt Clarke becomes the 5th star from the 2021 draft, after Dylan Guenther, Wyatt Johnston, Luke Hughes and Owen Power. I think he's just getting started! He was ranked #1 on the 2021 HP Top 32.
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Just had one of my favorite authors and thinkers review a chapter I’ve been working on and he was very excited for what this could become when he was done reading it. Lots of work to go, but it’s emails like that one that’ll keep me going.
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I still don’t know why they were ever disqualified. It clearly didn’t do anything productive.
The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) ruled that @IIHFHockey must immediately allow Russia to participate in all upcoming tournaments. Russia returns starting with 2027 World Juniors in Edmonton in 57 days. IIHF says it "disagrees" with the ruling, citing safety and security of all participants.
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Crazy that the Sens have two forward slots reserved for two rat bastards who do nothing but run guys when they’re down in the game
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Bring back the Death Valley road trip
New NHL fans don’t know this but there used to be a time when your team going on a road trip through California just meant three scheduled losses in a row
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Idea for the next CBA. If you’re a GM and you hand out trade protection to suppress your star’s cap hit, don’t be a whiny little bitch when he uses that to his advantage because you suck at your job.
Idea for the next CBA... if you violate your contract by refusing to play, your no-move/no-trade clause should automatically be voided as well.
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This is actually fucking incredible
You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight
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You will never understand, Alex, because it is hard to understand Holland’s level of mentally impaired without having the same impairment.
I'll never understand why L.A. let go of Jordan Spence. Acquiring Spence might be the shrewdest move of Staios' tenure. He's become a legit top-4 defenceman in Ottawa.
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I would suck as much dick as I need to in order to make that 7 cities and rule out all of Canada.
If you were an NHL player, which 5 cities would be on your No-Trade List? 👀❌
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Turkey BIG mad in the comments 😂😂
Dictators ranked by brutality ☠️💀
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It’s basically the OG two-state solution. We’ll rename the south Judah.
Israelis are now advocating for a two state solution (both states are Jewish)
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I ran a test. The people have spoken. 🇵🇸 is more annoying than 🇮🇱.
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Good news bad news for the Kings Good news: they play in the Pacific Division which is full of crappy teams Bad news: they’re one of the crappy teams
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I clearly need to get a life cuz I know of way too many of these parties
Literally who are these parties?
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This used to be the most left-wing rural area of Israel, through October 6th, 2023. Turns out that being indiscriminately massacred by the very people that you spend your life helping and advocating for can cause a change in sociopolitical leaning. Who’d’ve thought.
Netanyahu pulling Assad margins in the Gaza envelope
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If I wake up and it turns out that we Maduro’d Lula overnight…
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-Matityahu HaCohen, 167 BCE
conscript the haredim
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Jordan receives one of the highest rates of US foreign aid among countries not currently at war ($1.6B). They just bombed the shit out of entire Syrian villages because they produced the funeral mass shooters. Where are all the “I only care about Israel because of my tax dollars” retards?
Arab niggas be like "nooo you can't assassinate Abu Ali Jihad bin Osama bin Laden in a targeted drone strike that hasn't killed anybody else, he was a child where is human rights saar" and then proceed to carpet bomb an entire village in retaliation for a church shooting
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Those same 700,000 Israeli Jews in the West Bank can’t vote in the West Bank Palestinian elections either, assuming Abu Mazen doesn’t cancel them for the 20th straight year or whatever he’s on.
The most laughably stupid Israeli hasbara line you’ll hear today: “Arabs can vote in Israel, so it can’t be apartheid.” Now tell me: how can more than 700,000 Israeli settlers in the occupied West Bank, including East Jerusalem, vote in Israeli elections, while Palestinians living in the same territory cannot?
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