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Farty B

@btemps

I hate everyone.

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Joined August 2008
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Farty B@btemps30 Jun 2019
Cosby Pills and Smash – at Springdale, AR
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Farty B@btemps4 Sep 2019
Call me old fashioned or whack or whatever, but I think Little Nasonex is a dumb name for a rapper. – at Springdale, AR
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Farty B@btemps17 Jul 2020
🎶I have an asshole president and I need cash now – at Springdale, AR
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Farty B@btemps20 Jul 2016
The opposite of Wolf Blitzer is Mountain Lion Pass Blocker I don't know these just come to me
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Farty B@btemps13 Nov 2019
[Pixies voice] 🎶Mandalorian – at Springdale, AR
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sometimes the internet brings us great things
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Oh right, I almost forgot – at Manhattan, NY
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I got red wine, blue balls and white privilege. #Happy4th #Happy4thofJuly
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*creating hannibal lecter* what if frasier ate people
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Farty B@btemps25 Dec 2017
If I was a lady named Carol, it would be so funny. Around the holidays I’d call myself Christmas Carol and I’d always wear like an ugly Christmas sweater and you’d never know when I might get drunk and whip out a tit.
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boss: can i see you in my office me: [a green belt in karate] um you can fuckin try
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Matt@sucittaM6 Nov 2018
I heard sea turtles have been choking on those "I Voted" stickers.
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Just got this from my polling location
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Anyone else have that one pore in the side of your nose that even after toner, mask, etc be like ?
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Got my Graig Nettles model Louisville Slugger handy, just in case shit escalates with McDonalds manager Leon Evans.
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McDonalds manager Leon Evans has driven past the house 4 times already today.
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19 voicemails from McDonalds manager Leon Evans. I'm beginning to think this guy has a screw loose.
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Ever since this photo came out, Donald Trump started calling his daughter “Scientits”.
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