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They’re calling it the first case of post-Million Pound Shot cinema
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Starring Bradley Walsh as Paddy
A ‘PADDY POWER’ biopic is in the works. The film will follow the rise of the Dublin-based gambling website Paddy Power. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/global…)
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big thanks to everyone who participated in my AMA
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Halloween may be over but November is well and truly Shining season
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If I had a penny for every time a Bradley Walsh project promised me a twist, I’d have two pennies
This is one episode of #DoctorWho you're not going to want to miss. 'Orphan 55' premieres TOMORROW at 8/7c on @BBCAMERICA. #DoctorWho
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UK Criterion sale is genuinely such an embarrassment compared to the US one
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Channel hopping swiftly from #MillionPoundShot straight to Big Brother sponsored by Mr Vegas
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million pound shot will never be her x #millionpoundshot
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Million Pound Shot but for the finale, Martin Lewis comes in and shoots someone
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Patrick and Charlotte in the audience #MillionPoundShot
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Imagine if Ghostwatch ended with 20 minutes of talking heads interviews with the bloke who played Pipes explaining how he convinced you he was a real ghost #MillionPoundShot
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Ghostwatch this is not lol #MillionPoundShot
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oh right okay so that’s it then
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so funny for like a third of the show to be dedicated to over explaining the whole thing
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what are you dressed as? oh okay yeah you can take a second to pull up youtube. no no worries yeah the internet is pretty bad here. the rest of the video does sound pretty funny from your description of it. hold on i gotta use the bathroom i'll be back
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girl who is going to be okay
ten year old me staring out the window of my mum’s car pretending i’m in a music video #CelebrityTraitors
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this is why no one gives me the aux
my friends don't know that i'm about to make them pregame to the grudge by olivia rodrigo
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Whatever go watch The Devils
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel. Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-stud…
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